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Thursdays With Gunther

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posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:18 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.


I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.




posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.


I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*


Done.
Can we take some of that tubing and caustic fluid along with us?



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.


I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*


Done.
Can we take some of that tubing and caustic fluid along with us?


Done.



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:25 PM
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originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.


I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.


I live in Oregon.

It's cool brah.




posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.


I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.


I live in Oregon.

It's cool brah.



I got organs too my man, you can't be that bored, Bongs on the way.., followed by waffles and near beer.



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:37 PM
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How about wearing a face shield and an apron of correct non corrosive material next time. How are your eyes?
Please be more careful.



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:48 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

DB,
I know bad things happen to good people sometimes. But only you can make it farce. Don't you ever let that humour go👍



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 10:51 PM
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Humor is the anti-caustic of life! Salud! Near beer, bongs whatever!!



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 11:08 PM
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Humor is almost the best medicine.

Vicodin with a bourbon chaser still ranks pretty high.




posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 11:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.


Bourbon?


They can bring you that too.



posted on Mar, 1 2018 @ 11:39 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

Don't believe in pixies?






Meet Pesky.



Bet you don't believe in dragons either.



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 02:36 AM
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About 4 or 5 years ago at an auction I purchased for a cheap price, 5 French versions of Gunther...

They are all called Jean Bon (Jean Bon, Jean Bonnot (ham))

They are good for licking in-between my toes after a hard days work sitting in my office in order to relieve the stress of having to pick the phone up once in a while but I have an issue with their garlic breath...

Do you have any of that caustic stuff left in order that I can mouthwash them please?

Thanks in advance.

Warmest respects

Lags

Ps. Over here in France we do not have deserts to "cough" send our Jean Bon Gunthers on a long vacation.... (All suggestions are welcome)... "cough"... darned cold is really doing my throat in...!
edit on 2-3-2018 by Lagomorphe because: My editing is crap as usual!



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 02:40 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
About 4 or 5 years ago at an auction I purchased for a cheap price, 5 French versions of Gunther...

They are all called Jean Bon (Jean Bon, Jean Bonnot (ham))

They are good for licking in-between my toes after a hard days work sitting in my office in order to relieve the stress of having to pick the phone up once in a while but I have an issue with their garlic breath...

Do you have any of that caustic stuff left in order that I can mouthwash them please?

Thanks in advance.

Warmest respects

Lags

Ps. Over here in France we do not have deserts to "cough" send our Jean Bon Gunthers on a long vacation.... (All suggestions are welcome)... "cough"... darned cold is really doing my throat in...!


Forgot to mention...

They do armpits too...

"coughs again"



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 05:29 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*


That's the problem, 'Thursdays with Gunter' for you turn into 'Fridays with Gunther' for TAT and I where we're setting bones, stitching lacerations, reattaching digits and telling them it really wasn't their fault (when we know it was).



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 05:32 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
DB,
I know bad things happen to good worse people sometimes.


Fixed that.



edit on 2-3-2018 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 05:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.


I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*


I see.............going out to the desert again to educate Gunther on how to use a shovel.





posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 06:02 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Rub some dirt on it and get back in that balloon factory, you pansy. There's starting to be a shortage of caustic filled balloons at children's birthday parties. We cant have that DB, we just cant.



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 06:25 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


There's also been an odd shortage of children at children's parties. Not sure how that happened.

Honestly.



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 06:33 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I know exactly what happened.

This whole "waaa waaa, I burnt myself" ruse isn't fooling anyone. DB's been out in the van again.



Stop giving him the keys!



posted on Mar, 2 2018 @ 06:39 AM
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originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
I see.............going out to the desert again to educate Gunther on how to use a shovel.




That was a fictional story! As in it didn't happen. Those three guys in pig masks were not us.




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