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Black Dynamite is Back!

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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 11:09 PM
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Surpiresed they're making a sequel. Hope it's good.
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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 11:19 PM
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a reply to: Grik123

I missed the first one, but cant ever hate on Grindhouse bebe.


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posted on Feb, 2 2018 @ 11:34 PM
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a reply to: Grik123

That's the trailer from the original, one of my favourite films.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 01:21 AM
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a reply to: Grik123
OK that looks so bad, and cheesy, that its bound to be good. I got to watch the first movie one of these days, before part two comes out. This and kickboxer retaliation, they both look so cheesy, its bound to be entertaining.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 01:45 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Man, how have I not seen that video before!?



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 01:50 AM
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a reply to: JinMI

It only played during the intermission at the "Grindhouse" (Planet Terror + Death Proof) theater showing event. Only Machete fake trailer was included in the various DVD releases. Hobo With a Shotgun actually didnt make that cut (that fake trailer clip there isnt orignal editing print), but was next runner up (while there are many other runnerups as it was a SXSW contest the process for the film). Both of those became actual films (along with a couple others from the original contest).


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posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 01:59 AM
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a reply to: galadofwarthethird

dude see the first one. you won't be sorry.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 02:00 AM
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Code Kansas!!!



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 02:36 AM
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a reply to: BASSPLYR

OK! It's getting more tempting and tempting, will look it up tonight, got nothing to do but surf ATS anyways.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 03:18 AM
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"YOU DIABOLICAL DxxK SHRINKING MUTHAFxxxAS!"



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 03:22 AM
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a reply to: galadofwarthethird

dude see it. there are tons of great cameos in it too. from arsenio hall to literally captain kangaroo. youll see them make fun of just about every flaw in poorly made 70s films like the boom mic being in the shot distracting the actor. fight scenes where the same stunt man is seen over and over due to bad editing. purposely stiff acting. and you'll learn to stay the hell away from anaconda malt liquor.

when i first saw it I literally got stomach cramps from laughing so hard. obviously everyone's sense of humor is different abutnd mileage may vary but I laughed my ass off.


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posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 03:46 AM
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a reply to: galadofwarthethird

Detective: We heard about your brother's death and don't need you running around the streets creating a river of blood.
Black Dynamite: Tell me who did it and I'll only leave a puddle.

It streams on Amazon for under $/£5 and I heard a rumour that some villainous miscreant has uploaded a 500mb torrent. Buy it off Amazon and definitely don't download the illegal one that's allegedly on Pirate bay.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 04:17 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

My God, men. Do you know what this means? Do you know whose brother... ? This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men responsible for his brother's death. Man I'm speaking of is a veritable one-man army. And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. It's only a matter of time before he finds out. And when he does, no matter where he is, get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 04:23 AM
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a reply to: BASSPLYR

Three's up



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posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 05:21 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops...it's the only malt liquor that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. And when you pop the top, the panties drop.

Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?

That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor!


**Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.


anaconda malt liquor gives you "Oooooooooo"


and who else is famous for "ooooooooooooo"?

little richard!!!!....


so what you're saying is anaconda malt liquor gives you a...little richard?

and what's another word for richard?

***everyone looks down at their crotches***

Gunsmoke!!!!
**everyone rushes to gunsmokes apartment, sees an incapacitated gunsmoke with a pitifully demasculated member***

man! do you want to live!?! I said do you want to go on!!

**shoots gunsmoke to put him out of his misery. empty drunken anaconda malt liquor bottles strewn around gunsmokes apartment **
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posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 06:01 AM
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“HAHA, I threw that s*** before I walked in the room!!”

Black Dynamite is awesome and the animated series is also pretty good.



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 07:12 AM
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a reply to: blackbeltjones

That is easily the best line uttered on film in my lifetime.

Peerless, sensational, and hilarious!



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 07:16 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

Oh man if you dig that just play all the grindhouse trailers. They made all those old films just to make the kick ass trailers!



posted on Feb, 3 2018 @ 07:22 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I have seen them!

There is some insane stuff packed into those!



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