Azazel - The Hidden "God"

Lilith: You can't Dad
Lilith's father: What can't I do Lil
Lilith: Tell the truth
Lilith's Father: What do you mean Lil, the truth about what really happened in the Garden of Eden or about our existence and what we are?
Lilith: Dad you can't it would upset everything

Fast Forward to Stephens Day a backstreet pub in the English countryside. A man in a check shirt and black trousers sits at a bar watching hardcore porn on his mobile while chuckling to himself. At the end of the bar, another man stands to have an argument with his girlfriend.Well built and tattooed up to the neck, he comes across as someone who has pumped to much Steroids. The customers at the Bar think he's a dick, i don't think there wrong.
At the bar a conversation starts

Lilith's father: AZAZEL WTF is this all about www.scribd.com...
Azazel: What?
Liliths father: This #, the hidden God of the Illuminati, The Freemansons Rosicrucian's and what other sh""e are you talking about.
Azazel: Im sorry
Lilith's father: Azazel, can I ask what are you?
Azazel: An Angel
Lilith's father: An Angel Azazel, AN ANGEL AZAZEL! So Azazel, can you confirm to everyone that you are not a God?
Azazel: Yes
Lilith's father: Garden of Eden - Explain
Azazel: No comment

a reply to: DpatC

Beware Azazel's wrath:

And what do we do in pubs? We drink! Obviously. So, um, Cheers, Mate!

huh?

I like turtles...

I don't know what else to say

I'm Confused ...what was that all about ?

what a waist of bandwidth.

What guy chuckles as he watches porn??

About the rest of the OP.....as another member commented, huh????

Any background info you can toss out, or a brief synopsis on the characters? I'm not familiar enough wit the Lillith story to see what your OP is getting at.

originally posted by: KansasGirl
What guy chuckles as he watches porn??.

The kind who pays attention to the script?

a reply to: ChesterJohn

I don''t even get why this is in the religious forum, belongs in the short stories forum.

A mention of Lilith and Azazel and some pub dudes hmmm.

a reply to: DpatC

So I knew this guy who was in the 1998 movie Fallen with Denzel Washington. His name was Ronn Munro. He was the absolutely biggest effing a hole I've ever met. He plays the owner of the mini golf place. In the movie, his one big line, someone possessed by Azazel tells Ronn to shove it up his a384248982394! When I saw it I laughed sooo hard. If you only knew this guy and how perfect it was for this priick to finally get a big part in movie and that's only line!!! Proof God exists!!!

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

I agree

Oh Azaz, if DpatC is one of your best followers then you are totally doomed even though you are a seraph.

Poor Azazel, do not set blame on him. He is chained somewhere until the times come.

originally posted by: Abednego
Poor Azazel, do not set blame on him. He is chained somewhere until the times come.

Yeah but is that only physically?

I have no idea what this thread is about...

a reply to: Abednego

Maybe he's playing chess or ur with Semjaza

Besides, Asherah, God's ex-wife, was in the Garden of Eden, not Azazel. Snake in a tree? That's Asherah's calling card.

originally posted by: SkeptiSchism
Maybe he's playing chess or ur with Semjaza

No chance. Shymhz split up with Mr Uzza back in early 2003.

If they were playing chess, then i am sure Mr Uzza would be dropping kinky bishops and 'queens' O_o, on top of him everyday for his treachery.

Shymhz mellowed out after hanging upside down by one leg in a tunnel in Tartarus for just over 4000 years. Ever wondered who the 'hanging man' was in Tarot Cards ?

How can anyone hate Azazel? He's so cute (and OP.)

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
I don''t even get why this is in the religious forum, belongs in the short stories forum.

Perhaps, but the religous aspects are pretty fascinating nonetheless...

Azazel is the Hebrew word for scapegoat.

The meaning of the Hebrew word is uncertain; Others simply transliterate the Hebrew azazel or Azazel, referring to a location in the desert or to the name of a goat-demon in the wilderness. The suggestion that it names a goat-demon is unlikely since there is a specific prohibition against making an offering to a goat-demon in Lev. 17:7. Scapegoat probably is the best choice since it reflects the role that the goat played in the ceremony.

The Atonement and the Scapegoat ~ Who Or What Is "Azazel"?

The precise meaning of Hebrew "Azazel", found nowhere else in the Bible, has been disputed since antiquity and remains uncertain even to the present time. Over the centuries, exegesis of this name has followed three lines of interpretation.

Balashon - Hebrew Language Detective: azazel

The results of this investigation suggest that the standard Christian interpretation of the scapegoat as representing Christ is probably in error. The more straightforward Hebrew interpretation that Azazel is Satan can be explained in terms of Christian doctrine by the Book of Enoch. In particular, the goat "for Jehovah" is indeed Jesus Christ, who atoned and was sacrificed for all the sins of mankind.

But the other goat, the scapegoat "for Azazel," also bears the weight of the sins of all mankind because Satan (Azazel) is ultimately responsible for them all. And he will be punished for them, first by being cast into the bottomless pit, and later by being thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone at the last day. This ceremony teaches these two truths simultaneously.

The Book of Enoch explains that Azazel is a name for Satan. The book is clearly of ancient origin and was considered authentic, so that would have been known to those officiating in the ceremony. To them there would have been no question on the meaning: one goat was "for Jehovah" and the other was "for Satan".

The Scapegoat Dilemma