posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 11:55 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and enemies, reptilians, greys, spirits, light-workers, indigo-children, born-again Christians, crazies
and whatevers..... lend me your ears!
If I may, please join me and raise a full glass of something fluid-like; blood is a possibility if that's "your thing", to our lovely hosts,
moderators and their minions in this festive, media-driven, insanity-inducing buy buy buy period. They have guided, corrected and sometimes
remonstrated us this past year. It was respectful and, to be honest on my part at least, somewhat deserved. Ahem... Yes, the gentleman at the back
with his hand up...?
No Sir, the glass is not intended to be used as a weapon.... It contains your medication and you need to drink it! (I swear there's one every
Anyway...where was I? Oh yes. Spanking! We all need a good spanking sometimes. Some of us learn to enjoy it, so I've heard tell anyway... Apart from
a few intense and emotionally painful flash-backs involving a basement and pink fluffy restraints I'm fine!
To all the moderators, thank you for guarding the asylum and I hope you spend your days in a larger cell than mine with a better quality beer, more
comfortable mattresses lining your walls and your own toilet. I love you all unconditionally. Truly. Ouch...!
To everyone else, the above message is honest and has in no way been forced from me by somebody twisting my arm half-way up my back. I
still don't have bruises from the last time this didn't happen either.
Signed, (in blood)