posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 07:12 AM
This morning is full of new discoveries! You know, I look at every day like if you don't learn something then you're dying. So in today's
installment of What Did I Learn Today? we will cover the latest early morning discovery called the "Automatic Dog Walker". (infomercials
So, to build the amazing new Auto Dog Walker you will need a paper plate (oh, and some kind of a dog, any ol' dog critter will do).
On a side note; Now, you may not believe this, but I was actually successful in using a single Auto Dog Walker to walk not one, but TWO dogs on it's
maiden voyage!! And not only that, but I also got a treat out of the deal too! I digress.
So here's what you do...(the sequence is important here AND there will be a quiz, so pay attention!). First, you take a big scoop of leftover
loaded mashed potatoes with bacon (BACON!!!) out of the frig and place it firmly on a paper plate. You then heat said mashed potatoes in the
microwave for exactly 1:45 (yes, one minute and forty five seconds). You then place a nice big slice of French butter on top of said heated potatoes.
Now this next part is important...
Next you gobble down all the mashed potatoes (just snarf every last bit down, it's delicious!) leaving what appears to be a spotless paper
plate...but is it??? Hardly!! You see, all that goodness from the loaded mashed taters permeated the paper plate when you cooked it, and that little
bit of butter you put on there made it even better!
Now, to complete your Auto Dog Walker all you have to do is place the paper plate on the ground (outside if you want them to go on a long walk). They
smell the bacon (BACON!!) and butter and it's game on! So here's the deal; you see, the dog licks the plate, but the plate is so light it
moves and the dog moves with it. They lick the plate and the plate spins, and the dog spins with it. It's great fun really, and it's even pretty
entertaining to watch too!
Our driveway is about 1/4 mile long and downhill (we live on a hilltop), and when the two dogs got to the down to the bottom I just said "Hey, guys"
and what do ya know, they came right back up the hill...licking and spinning the whole way. By then, even though the plate had some mileage on it, it
still wasn't clean enough (in their minds) cuz there was bacon (BACON!!!) on that plate...so it's even good for another walk or two even!
BOOM!!...Automatic Dog Walker!!
(Patent Pending...all rights apply)