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Why would you be committed to an Asylum...?

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posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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So...

I found a photo online of a list of reasons people were deemed insane back in the day...
When they practiced lobotomies instead of medication...


& it got me wondering...

Which of these reasons would you have been committed to the Asylum for...


Some of them are pure gold.






posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:36 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408


That wouldn't even be a complete list for me. I mean seriously, it says 'snuff eating for 2 years'.

Who only eats snuff for 2 years? Friggin lightweights. Chow down and show your manliness.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:39 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

Well I'm screwed.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:41 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

I'm pretty sure they'd have to check me off as a "hard study" due to "woman troubles." No signs of suppressed masturbation.





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posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:41 PM
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I think "masturbation for 30 years" is what would lock me up...

Either that or "fell from horse in war"... I mean that would get to even the most hardened warrior!



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:42 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I think "masturbation for 30 years" is what would lock me up...


If I lived to be 110 and would be 'masturbated for 105 years'.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

Did you notice 'political excitement' is on the list?

95% of ATS right there



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:45 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I think "masturbation for 30 years" is what would lock me up...


If I lived to be 110 and would be 'masturbated for 105 years'.


Part-timer.

I came out with it in my hand.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:46 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408

I do like that 'political excitement' is listed. It means the entire site should be committed.



NB beat me too it. Probably the Masonic mind control was turned up too strongly...




edit on 7-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hazardous1408

I do like that 'political excitement' is listed. It means the entire site should be committed.



Hey let's add stealing peoples' posts to the list



originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: Hazardous1408

Did you notice 'political excitement' is on the list?

95% of ATS right there


edit on 7-9-2017 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:48 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


Keep it up and I'll blody flux and dropsy you.






edit on 7-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Please! I'm the king of dropsy.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:51 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Part-timer.

I came out with it in my hand.


Yeah, but have you ever 'derangedly masturbated'? That's always a neat party trick.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:51 PM
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I found a photo online of a list of reasons people were deemed insane back in the day...


People that have seen "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest" or read the book will get a small slice of life in the Asylum.

Asylums for the 'insane' were businesses, just like the prison for profit complex today. There were orphanages, and 'schools' for retarded children that were also bad, and I mean bad...

***not for the squeamish***



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:51 PM
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Last time I was admitted to the fruitcake factory was for playing my Tenor Saxophone with an inappropriate sphincter and refusing to take request to play Kenny G music. I'm an artist damn it.


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posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:52 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Part-timer.

I came out with it in my hand.


Yeah, but have you ever 'derangedly masturbated'? That's always a neat party trick.


Only on Saturdays. Sunday through Friday I do it the old fashioned, non-derangely way.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:54 PM
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a reply to: olaru12

That one time, at band camp?



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Part-timer.

I came out with it in my hand.


Yeah, but have you ever 'derangedly masturbated'? That's always a neat party trick.



Clears signs of 'exposure and quackery' observed in Augustus hmm very interesting



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 01:59 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Clears signs of 'exposure and quackery' observed in Augustus hmm very interesting


Thank you for recognizing my uniqueness.



posted on Sep, 7 2017 @ 03:07 PM
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a reply to: Hazardous1408




Tobacco & Masturbation


I agree, doing those two at the same time is insane. Good thing I've always kept them separate!




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