Make fun of yourself!

Whichever political cam you beling to, be it repub, dem, libertarian, commie, constitution, etc, post a joke about your party! I gotta say, when I heard that Yahoo ad with Howard Dean I gained a lot of respect for him. I'll go first. In case you were unaware, I lean slightly to the right in my views. Here goes, got this in an email from an aunt, I'll also throw in my response to her:

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
you hate freedom?

My Reply:
You know, I've been to that room, and I've seen that lightbulb, and I
can safely tell you it is shining brightly! Anyone who tells you
differently is simply a Bush hater. I have a photo I could show you of
another lightbulb that burns as brightly as the one in question, but
due to the sensitive nature of this room, all photos of the bulb
burning brightly, which I assure you it is, have been classified.

Your turn!

Nothing? I didn't even get a response saying that was funny? Come on, I'm about as conservative as they come! That was funny!

My response:

It is absolutely imperative that we do not let Bush administration screw in a light bulb, because that will lead to huge deficit, unemployment, they will not recycle the old bulb properly and will destroy the enviroment, they will hire big capitalistic tax-evading scum companies to do it, who in turn will open child labor camps in 3rd world to have kids screw in lightbulbs for them for 1$/day, they will also try to cover up the fact that they were responsible for failure of the old lightbulb in the first place, and they will probably blame it on saddam hussein and liberals and bomb the # out of them.

Why can't we all be brothers and screw in the lightbulb together in peace? Please buy my book which goes in-depth about the nature of the lightbulb.

(Michael Moore worshipper)