posted on Apr, 13 2017 @ 07:42 PM
This Is About New Age People...
Beware That You Are A New Age People/Person.
I, The Great Pinocchio, Shall Not Tell A Lie!
I'm am thirty and seven years of age. Born in the late seventies. So... As you may have guessed, I was but a childling in the mid and late eighties.
I lived in a run down part of town and witnessed the few venturous white people daring enough to tread on these mean Streets... Walk their dogs. They
were all my life the only ones awesome enough to love pet dogs. But... They never, ever, ever, ever, picked up after their dogs. Thus... Poo all over
the run down streets. My point is that this was before the age of touchscreen phones. Thus it was a time when you walked and never had a distraction.
Your eyes were the guide. And so... No smeared poo on your new kicks. BUT... It is now twenty-seventeen. And guess what!?! Poo... All over the
streets. Yes... even in this day and age. However... This time I see about two or more smeared stools on each block. Why you ask....
Well... Because being glued to your phone as you walk while believing that peripheral vision will alarm you from crashing and burning... Is a HUGE And
Very YUCKY mistake. Beware Phonelings... Beware.
It's out there... And it can happen to you!
The Great Pinocchio... Signing Off!