You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

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Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

I have a restraining order. I have to stay at least 75 feet away from any all-you-can-eat buffets.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

I have a restraining order. I have to stay at least 75 feet away from any all-you-can-eat buffets.

So that wasn't YOU in a pig mask at the Golden Corral?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

I have a restraining order. I have to stay at least 75 feet away from any all-you-can-eat buffets.

So that wasn't YOU in a pig mask at the Golden Corral?

I have never owned a pig mask and worn it to Golden Coral on Tuesdays when they have brisket that is right by my home where I don't have a personalized parking space.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

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Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

The coppers think it's Fowl play, but when DB is involved we know there is no Colonel of truth to that theory.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You don't own a pig mask? pffffffffft. I don't believe it. You expect us to believe you didn't celebrate Chinese New Year??? What, you threw it away afterward?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once bit a black widow in half because I thought it would be funny if a Black Widow died from a Watchitburn bite.

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once bit a black widow in half because I thought it would be funny if a Black Widow died from a Watchitburn bite.

Good thing for you, her husband was dead.

originally posted by: argentus
a reply to: DBCowboy

You don't own a pig mask? pffffffffft. I don't believe it. You expect us to believe you didn't celebrate Chinese New Year??? What, you threw it away afterward?

I'm waiting to celebrate "Year of The Thigh Chaffe".

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I told you idiots not to leave DB in a KFC overnight without rolling the gas out of him first.

twitter.com...

Must've been a new kid working that night.
Usually they seat him at least 50 ft. from the oven.

The coppers think it's Fowl play, but when DB is involved we know there is no Colonel of truth to that theory.

I was under the influence of 11 herbs and spices. I have an excuse.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That would be 2021 -- Year of the Ox.*





*EW!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once bit a black widow in half because I thought it would be funny if a Black Widow died from a Watchitburn bite.

Good thing for you, her husband was dead.

Well, that's a relief.
I was drunk, and wouldn't knowingly move in on a married woman.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
The coppers think it's Fowl play, but when DB is involved we know there is no Colonel of truth to that theory.

"I'm never coming back to ATS!!!"

Comes back makes worst pun in history on ATS.

originally posted by: watchitburn
I once bit a black widow in half because I thought it would be funny if a Black Widow died from a Watchitburn bite.

I'd bite Scarlett Johansson in half too if I could.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

The coppers think it's Fowl play, but when DB is involved we know there is no Colonel of truth to that theory.

That was so punny.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd bite Scarlett Johansson in half too if I could.

Length-wise or width-wise? If width-wise which part of her body would you want in your mouth?

a reply to: Skid Mark


Certainly not the feet, I hate feet.



All except Zazz's size 15EEE's of course.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Certainly not the feet, I hate feet.

I hate them too. I hate hair in my mouth even worse though.

originally posted by: Skid Mark

I hate them too. I hate hair in my mouth even worse though.

Then never put DB's toes in your mouth, they're like furry hotdogs.

a reply to: argentus

I have a pig mask!

a reply to: watchitburn


If the person in that photo were a couple hundred pounds heavier it could be DB.