posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 05:52 AM
Well its official, Springfield has legalized gay marriages...
in cartoon land!
As if the speculation about Sponge Bob's sexual preferance wasnt enough,
Homer Simpson will become an internet minister and conduct the ceremony.
Speculation runs rampant as to which regular character on The Simpsons will come out and be married in a same-sex wedding.
James Dobson, the ultra conservative that tried to out Spong Bob for his latest video, is likley to have a cow man!
Actor John Waters has played the only openly gay character so far on the simpsons and says,
The Simpsons is the most subversive show on television because its cartoonish veneer allows it to slip all kinds of messages to children under
the radar of their parents. He predicts the coming-out episode will follow that pattern.
We await responce from James Dobson on this latest, and soon to be confirmed, cartoon homo to threaten western values. I think Dobson's responce
will be much like the actors, but not tung in cheek!
I suppose he'll truely be able to go off the deep end at this one, unlike his thin speculations at Sponge Bob.