Peace of Pizza

So tonight was pizza night (payday). Me and the wife were talking and we came up with an idea for world peace. . .

Instead of spending billions of dollars on an unneeded military force (currently soldiers get paid to sit on their thumbs while contractors get paid huge amounts to do their jobs), we spend the money on chefs to make pizzas.

Why? you may ask. Well; it is simple, everyone loves pizza. And it is multi-functional:
1) If war breaks out between neighboring countries, air-drop tons of pizza on the border.
2) Refugees going hungry, bring pizza.
3) Natural disasters, pizzas to fill those in need.
4) Politicians can't agree, provide pizza only after they come to a resolution.
5) and it can go on and on . . .

What say you ATS? What are your ideas of ways to bring Peace to the world with Pizza? (or other ways for that matter)

Peace of Pizza!

a reply to: JDeLattre89

I would be happy to solve all problems with pizza. I eat it everyday. I am like a freaking ninja turtle in the way that I crave it. Its one of my childhood dreams I live out everyday..... I eat pizza anytime I want. Its everything I thought it would be.

I like your idea. I now want pizza.

NYC PIZZA!!!!!

World peace? Sure what ever, you had me at pizza.

What happens when you accidentally air drop a culturally insensitive pizza into a tense situation?

What happens when some people get hot pizza and others get cold pizza, they might fight for the preferred temperature pizza

Great idea, I´m all for it. Make mine ham, chilli, a little bit garlic, a small shot lemon juice and extra cheese, please. Hot or cold I don´t bother. I´m never getting tired of pizza, that´s the only thing I´m sure about life.

a reply to: JDeLattre89

Everyone likes pizza! I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a pizza diet! I can live the rest of my live just on pizza!

a reply to: ketsuko

What happens when you accidentally air drop a culturally insensitive pizza into a tense situation?

Well, we obviously wouldn't want to drop a meat-lovers (pepperoni, sausage, and bacon) between Israel and Palestine, or a beef laden one in India, but you get the picture.

a reply to: verschickter

breakfast of champions . . . (at least my freshman year back in the 90s) . . . cold pizza and warm beer.

a reply to: JDeLattre89

Peace A Pizza ∥ Gourmet Style Pizza. Laid Back Vibe.

a reply to: gladtobehere

YES!!!

I see someone is already on top of this. . .

It is a revolution I say!

a reply to: JDeLattre89

And you wuold never have a Mandela Effect, ever!

"Sex is kind of like pizza... even when it is bad it is still pretty good!"
-Mel Brooks (prophet)

originally posted by: Raggedyman
What happens when some people get hot pizza and others get cold pizza, they might fight for the preferred temperature pizza

. Cold pizza is still way better than no
pizza!

If the worlds military budgets were spent on Pizza, within a couple of months we would be so sick of pizza that we would never want to eat another piece.

a reply to: JDeLattre89

Someone would put bacon on a pizza and send it to the Middle East.

Then we'd see Pizz-a-pocalypse.

a reply to: DBCowboy



I've always said that if the women of the world taught these boys how to bake, there would be peace.

Thats right! The world don't need cake, just pie . . . Pizza Pies!