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posted on Aug, 13 2016 @ 11:37 AM
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I have always wanted to fly like a bird. Being brave I jumped off my house thinking I could fly. That did not work out so well. I kept trying to fly, I even used a sail from my boat. That too was a epic mess. I built wooden wings for my arms thinking this time I will soar up high. Nope I crashed and burned. I did not give up, I even attached a big fan to my back thinking when I jump this fan would make me fly. As I crashed to the ground again I noticed the cord was too short.

It's not good when the ER knows you by first name. I know all the doctors and nurses. I must be doing something right having so many Dr. friends.

I bought old car springs and attached them to my shoes. This time I jumped and bounced through my window. Back to the ER.

So I finally did it. I bought bounce shoe springs. I jumped and flew so high I now have no clue where I am at. If you see me flying around kindly throw me a rope so I can touch the ground...
edit on 8 13 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)

edit on 8 13 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)




posted on Aug, 14 2016 @ 01:42 AM
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Bahahaha! You have quite the imagination Q!



posted on Aug, 14 2016 @ 01:44 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

Lol I just wanted to fly. Thank you Night.



 
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