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The eggs in my life...

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posted on Aug, 9 2016 @ 03:58 PM

Yum your so big and I can't wait to crack you,
How am I going to cook this egg I just found.

My pan is not that big,
I will use a big steel tray I just bought.

Should I do sunny side up or scrambled,
The hard choices in life we have to make.

I want this egg perfect like me,
Ok i am not perfect far from it.

But this egg is perfect.
Look at this shape and color.

Here I go crack crack crack,
WTF it won't crack,

Fine I am getting a hammer,
Nope it's too hard.

My husband is home good,
"Honey can you crack this egg for me?"

"No, I really can't!"

"Why not?"

"You tell me."

edit on 8 9 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)

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