Top Five Celebrity Crushes

Every once in a while its fun to devolve into Hollweird loving zombies and discuss our favorite (or least favorite) celebs. Now is one of those times, because I, like many of you out there in the vastness of the internets, need a break from the skullduggery of the "news".

First up we have the funny and beautiful Kristen Schaal. Go ahead and call me out on her being my number one crush, she is an absolute doll and I love her style.

Kristen Schaal (/ʃɑːl/;[3] born January 24, 1978) is an American actress, voice artist, writer, and comedian. She is best known for her roles as Mel on the HBO series Flight of the Conchords, Louise Belcher on FOX animated comedy Bob's Burgers, and Mabel Pines on Gravity Falls. Other notable roles include her appearances as a commentator on The Daily Show, Amanda Simmons on The Hotwives of Orlando, Hazel Wassernameon 30 Rock, Victoria Best on WordGirl, Trixie from the Toy Story franchise, and Anne on Wilfred. Since 2015, she has co-starred alongside Will Forte in the Fox Comedy The Last Man on Earth, playing the role of Carol.

Not far behind is the exemplary Ellen Page. She may not play for the same team (she's gay) but I have had a crush on her since X-Men.

Her other notable film roles have been in the X-Men series, portraying Kitty Pryde in X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) and X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014). Her performance earned her a nomination for Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Scene Stealer. Then followed crime-drama film An American Crime (2007); drama The Tracey Fragments (2007), a role that won her the Vancouver Film Critics Award for Best Actress; Smart People (2008); sports comedy-drama film Whip It (2009); Super (2010); and Inception(2010). She also provided the voice acting, motion capture, and likeness for the character Jodie Holmes in the video game Beyond: Two Souls (2013).

Number three (I feel bad she wasn't number one) is the stunning and amazingly gifted Billie Piper

Piper's transition into acting began in 2004. Her most famous role is as Rose Tyler, companion to The Doctor from 2005 to 2006, in the BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who, a role she reprised in 2008,[3] 2010, and 2013.[4] From 2007 until 2011, she starred as the high-flying escort Belle de Jour in the TV series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. She also starred as Brona Croft/Lily in theShowtime series Penny Dreadful.

Next on my list, every geeks fantasy girl, the gorgeous Kaley Cuoco.

Kaley Christine Cuoco (/ˈkeɪliː ˈkwoʊkoʊ/kay-lee kwoh-koh; born November 30, 1985[1]) is an American actress, known for her roles as Bridget Hennessy in the ABC sitcom 8 Simple Rules (2002–05),Billie Jenkins in the final season of the supernatural drama series Charmed (2005–06), and Penny in the CBS comedy series The Big Bang Theory (2007–present) for which she won a Satellite Award in 2012, a Critics' Choice Television Award in 2013, and aPeople's Choice Award in 2014. Cuoco has also appeared in films such as To Be Fat like Me (2007), Hop (2011) and Authors Anonymous (2014). In October 2014, Cuoco was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.[2]

Finally another Big Bang star that, due to her plain appearance and character traits, gets overlooked for her beauty, charm and grace. The impeccable and intelligent Mayim Bialik

Mayim Chaya Bialik (/ˈmaɪ.əm biˈɑːlᵻk/,my-im bee-ah-lik; born December 12, 1975)[3] is an American actress and neuroscientist.[4] From 1991 to 1995, she played the title character of NBC's Blossom. Since 2010, she has played Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler – like the actress, a neuroscientist – on CBS's The Big Bang Theory, a role for which she has been nominated four times for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series,[5] and won a Critic's Choice Television Award for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.

Whelp, there we have it. My top five celebrity crushes. Surely I have not included many of your crushes, ATS (especially the man loving gals and guys), so feel compelled to add your favorites or simply tell me why my crushes are superfluous or what have you.

So, who are you top five?

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I am too old to have crushes but I sure as hell fancy Clair Holt who played Rebekah Mikaelson on The Originals! MMMM mmm MMMM! That accent of hers along with her appearance makes this old man want to be 21 again!



Typically I prefer those wild red heads, but meh. Clair is freakin hot!

Mayim Bialik for sure.

...But my real kryptonite is redheads. I LOVE redheads(even married one).

Sophie Turner...Oh lord!



Jessica Chastain



Julianne Moore

seeker1963

Hm, never heard of her but I can see why you made the call, she's positively radiant.

projectvxn

Geez, seems like we all have a thing for redheads...

John Mayer tops it for me at the moment because I just saw him play night with Dead and Company and watching him jam... oh my.



Jon Stewart because he's smart, witty and an altruist.



...and for just pure fantasy men, it's got to be Jason Mamoa, I don't usually like so beefy but his face is just perfect.

for some reason I can't be arsed to get pictures of everyone, but here are my five:

1. Jeremy Irons
   
2. Michael Fassbender
   
3. Tim Roth
   
4. Kurt Russell
   
5. Tom Hiddleston (if he sterilizes himself of T-Swift bacteria)
   

I like paris Hilton and snoop dog...uhh some guy on show called Unreal, Quentin Tarantino is cute. Matthew grey gubbler's character on criminal minds and um Poirot..played by David Suchet.
Sorry not all the males I like are the real actor.
Two extra at beginning for good luck..so that's seven attractive folks... wait was that six... sorry I erased one that is pretty blond woman, T.D. a business woman not a celebrity.
I actually don't care for looks, yet appreciate them, nonetheless.
Fun thread, hope it is okay I went over five.
Thanks, OP.🎌💌🎏🎌🎐

Love that you love Kristian. She's funny as hell. Stand up. Sketch. Anything. That's a funny girl.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Norman Reedus!

Old guy. My fav is Lynda:



She's aging a LOT better than I am.

a reply to: Kali74

Jason momoa is my one and only crush!!!

Good god that man is amazing to look at...

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat



Sandra Bullock.

I don't think I need to say anything else.

a reply to: intrepid

A classic beauty!

My man crush is Robert Downey Jr.

It doesn't get much better than Ironman.

a reply to: projectvxn

Ryan Reynolds. Looks like we got a thing for supers, eh?

Betty White
Barbara Walters
Whoopi Goldberg
Rachel Maddow
Honey BooBoo's Mommy

I like writers are famous enough? Not sure what they look like..sorry. I'll find them.