You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

originally posted by: HoldMyBeer
What the hell happened to my island paradise!? It's turned into Lord of the Flies.

That's it, I'm swimming over to AB's island.

You don't have to swim over, I'm sending one of our dragons over to get you. Hold on tight!

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: Night Star

No worries. I can take care of spiders for you.

Whew! I was getting nervous there for a minute. I don't mind snakes, but spiders are a big no, no! Send them over to Mason and his crew!

Gotta go for a while people, I'll be back later to join our adventures.

originally posted by: Night Star
You won't get to find out though, they'll get you first!

Mmmmmmm, blueberry lizard.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My island has ICBMs...what, exactly, is your island's coordinates?

Let them be.

The first time they see a spider they will build the world's largest bonfire signal so we can come and kill it for them.

And then we will rule them as GODS!

MmmHmm. That's right.

(WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN IF WE LET YOU STAY: Oh IAMTAT and AM! It's the GODS turn to do the dishes. And can you get my poor weak self that just killed, skinned and cooked a wild boar one of those drinkies while you're up?? Thanks hon! Oh, and Night has some spider that needs killing. Thanks, guys, er I mean GODS, you are such sweeties! See you at the bonfire!)

*eyeroll*

originally posted by: AboveBoard
...we are all chilling out, swimming...

...trekking down to the pool and waterfall in the island's interior for some fresh water and fun.

Will there be 'frolicking'?

I know what happens to a bunch of women on a deserted island from all the educational films I watch online.

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: HoldMyBeer
What the hell happened to my island paradise!? It's turned into Lord of the Flies.

That's it, I'm swimming over to AB's island.

You don't have to swim over, I'm sending one of our dragons over to get you. Hold on tight!

Dragons are not servants!

#DragonsLivesMatter!

#SpidersLivesMatter

(grunts again and waves a stick)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
...we are all chilling out, swimming...

...trekking down to the pool and waterfall in the island's interior for some fresh water and fun.

Will there be 'frolicking'?

I know what happens to a bunch of women on a deserted island from all the educational films I watch online.

I think we watch different educational films.
I can't speak for all the ladies, of course.

Wait!
We might have a flourless cake baking contest! Does that count?

a reply to: AboveBoard

I suppose it all depends on how you clean the batter off each other.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I guess you will never know, since you chose canabilism over cake...

Ah, the benefits of peaceful civilization!!!

#CanabalsLivesMatter?

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I guess you will never know, since you chose canabilism over cake...

These really are not mutually exclusive meals.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Nice try, cowboy.

Cake is better.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

In your world, yes, I get that.

That's why you aren't on the ladies' island...here, you can't have your cake and eat your neighbor too!

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Nice try, cowboy.

Cake is better.

Noooo...."Cake is BATTER".
Seee...THAT's the kind of humor you'll missing out on.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
That's why you aren't on the ladies' island...here, you can't have your cake and eat your neighbor too!

Ah, but in the Original Poster's premise we can all make up our own islands with five other people.

You just got tabbed for mine.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Nice try, cowboy.

Cake is better.

Noooo...."Cake is BATTER".
Seee...THAT's the kind of humor you'll missing out on.

A little pun in the sun? Yeah... It's okay IAMTAT. We got this...

I'm guessing I shouldn't take that as a compliment...

lol! Good luck catching me!!!

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

In your world, yes, I get that.

That's why you aren't on the ladies' island...here, you can't have your cake and eat your neighbor too!

You're going to have to come up with a bAtter name than ''The Ladies' Island".

a reply to: IAMTAT

We will come up with one together. We have priorities. Coconut liquor and star-fruit drinks, treehouses, etc., FIRST.
Naming the island, yeah we'll get to it, right after we finish making our fishing nets and putting out traps for the wild boar...

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: HoldMyBeer
What the hell happened to my island paradise!? It's turned into Lord of the Flies.

That's it, I'm swimming over to AB's island.

And we will welcome all refugees!!

(See that boys? The civilized ones will flock to us and leave you in your hellish domain...meanwhile, paradise awaits.)

- AB

We anticipated that,

infiltrators en route.