posted on May, 26 2016 @ 10:32 AM
I arrived on this planet yesterday
I found a bag full of folded papers
with small picture's of ugly people's face's on.
They looked important
I took some on the off chance it might be useful.
an hour later and a man trying to give me food wants me too give it back,
without thinking i reach into what i thought was an empty pocket and pull out some of that paper.
The man's face drastically change's and to my surprise he takes the paper from me
and then gives back some more paper and some small pieces of metal
What a friendly planet
I continued my journey south,
Adorned with new supplies
including a glow in the dark clock
a nifty fold up chair
some oven mits
i set on my way
and found some people just walking along the road
every now and then they would put out their arms and extended their thumb in a gesture to to the metal carriages
Sometimes a carriage user would put their arm out of their carriage
and extended not their thumb but their middle finger in a sign of appreciation for their fellow road walkers.
The night was short, i was awakened by the screams of the smaller version of the species.
Apparently this was their dwelling but in my eye's they were far too small to need such big accommodation.
They alerted the bigger ones and i was quickly ousted into a ceremonial metal carriage with flashing lights.
After giving me strange accommodation for the night in which my room was surrounded by bars
in an kind gesture to keep me safe, the men in blue sent me on my way.
wandering for the some time i came across a building
and moseyed on in
" The grand ball In honour of the Count de Marlene "
who arrived seemingly escorted by white doves
in a suit made from diamonds
This drove the rest of the fancy dress enthusiasts wild
and they started consuming larger amounts of alcohol than before
It was then it started too dawn on me
these people were not in fancy dress
indeed everything leading up to this
had been a little odd,
but not until
i saw the Count's frilly cuffs
did it hit me
This planet is very weird