posted on Apr, 15 2016 @ 09:40 AM
As it is the end of the day and the end of the week over here I just thought I would bang this one that I heard this week out to you all for a little
giggle, enjoy... :
The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads.
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the Jack Daniels went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I staggered home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally
smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her 'MIDNIGHT'... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked her why, she said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh #.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Hope you all enjoyed and have a great weekend.