The cuckoo clock

Hi folks.

As it is the end of the day and the end of the week over here I just thought I would bang this one that I heard this week out to you all for a little giggle, enjoy... :

The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads.

I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the Jack Daniels went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I staggered home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her 'MIDNIGHT'... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked her why, she said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh #.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Hope you all enjoyed and have a great weekend.

Kindest respects

Lag

a reply to: Lagomorphe

That is a great funny story!! Thank you friend!

Pretty witty. Even more bemusing is only Germans would come up with a clock that cuckoos_every_hour…

a reply to: intrptr

LOL