How many of you have ever....?

1. Woke up screaming just to realize you were not asleep?

2. Thought that you could bring peace to the world by running naked through Wal-Mart with an Orange Afro wig on?

3. Could not get to sleep for the arguing and you were the only person there?

4. Tried to get frequent flyer's miles for your UFO abductions?

5. Looked at the zombie chick in the movie all covered in blood and intestines and thought "God she is hot"?

6. Wished your shift at McDonald's would hurry up and end so you could get to your REAL job of world domination?

7. Thought your boss was a Reptilian?

8. Thought your pet was spying on you for the NWO?

9. Thanked God for Jahidunspun, we finally have an fair and balanced news source.

10. Thought Whiskey and Prozac was the Breakfest of Champions?


Of course you have your at ATS.....LOL

Any more?

Originally posted by Amuk
1. Woke up screaming just to realize you were not asleep?

Nope

2. Thought that you could bring peace to the world by running naked through Wal-Mart with an Orange Afro wig on?

Thought better of it...

3. Could not get to sleep for the arguing and you were the only person there?

shhh I'm on ATS...*looks around and nobody is there*

4. Tried to get frequent flyer's miles for your UFO abductions?

They said something about a membership card

5. Looked at the zombie chick in the movie all covered in blood and intestines and thought "God she is hot"?

6. Wished your shift at McDonald's would hurry up and end so you could get to your REAL job of world domination?

My world domination plans are in phase 3 of 6.

7. Thought your boss was a Reptilian?

Reptilians can't live in the harshness of British weather

8. Thought your pet was spying on you for the NWO?

No pets, but that fly on the wall is looking dodgy.

9. Thanked God for Jahidunspun, we finally have an fair and balanced news source.

Forgive my ignorant british ways but Jahidunspun sounds like a disease.

10. Thought Whiskey and Prozac was the Breakfest of Champions?

Interesting..... atleast i know what the mods get up to in their famous mod meetings...

Of course you have your at ATS.....LOL

If you rearrange and change the letters ATS spells NWO

Any more?

Ever realised that bread your eating is 2 month past its use by date and has weird green creatures living on it?

Ever found out that having 12 toes is not normal?

Ever found out that Matrix has you?

Originally posted by UK Wizard

9. Thanked God for Jahidunspun, we finally have an fair and balanced news source.

Forgive my ignorant british ways but Jahidunspun sounds like a disease.

Here you go


www.jihadunspun.net...

I LOVE THIS PLACE

If you rearrange and change the letters ATS spells NWO

I noticed that too.

Ever found out that having 12 toes is not normal?

It is in Arkansas...LOL

Originally posted by Amuk
1. Woke up screaming just to realize you were not asleep?

on many occasions

2. Thought that you could bring peace to the world by running naked through Wal-Mart with an Orange Afro wig on?

i thought i could bring peace to the world by blowing up WalMart

3. Could not get to sleep for the arguing and you were the only person there?

yes. i hate it when me starts to have a fight with me

4. Tried to get frequent flyer's miles for your UFO abductions?

i asked before i boarded my flight to Alpha Centauri, but the aliens told me to take a hike

5. Looked at the zombie chick in the movie all covered in blood and intestines and thought "God she is hot"?

maybe if she's just covered in blood, but intestines...?

6. Wished your shift at McDonald's would hurry up and end so you could get to your REAL job of world domination?

i'm unemployed, so i'll get on with World Domination

7. Thought your boss was a Reptilian?

i don't have that problem

8. Thought your pet was spying on you for the NWO?

thats why i don't have a pet

9. Thanked God for Jahidunspun, we finally have an fair and balanced news source.

no, no, NO!!! i will always be with al-jazeera!

10. Thought Whiskey and Prozac was the Breakfest of Champions?

i've had Anti depressants for breakfast...

[edit on 10-1-2005 by Daystar]

Originally posted by Amuk
1. Woke up screaming just to realize you were not asleep?

No, but I've often woken up giggling

2. Thought that you could bring peace to the world by running naked through Wal-Mart with an Orange Afro wig on?

If it was possible, I'd give it a go.

3. Could not get to sleep for the arguing and you were the only person there?

No, but I do admit that sometimes I realise that if I want a decent conversation I really need to talk to myself

4. Tried to get frequent flyer's miles for your UFO abductions?

ET's a bastard and won't accept them.

5. Looked at the zombie chick in the movie all covered in blood and intestines and thought "God she is hot"?

Never - I'm not into necrophilia

6. Wished your shift at McDonald's would hurry up and end so you could get to your REAL job of world domination?

No. but from now on I will look at McDonald employees in a new light - after all, one of them could be the Antichrist.

7. Thought your boss was a Reptilian?

My boss was ok, but my Ex-wife is another story

8. Thought your pet was spying on you for the NWO?

Of course. Otherwise I would be kicked out of my 30 degree Order of the Hamster.

9. Thanked God for Jahidunspun, we finally have an fair and balanced news source.

Feck knows what that is - I can only assume that its Osama's TV channel. In which case he can stuff it up his ...

10. Thought Whiskey and Prozac was the Breakfest of Champions?

I prefer Cornish cider and pixy stix personally