posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:39 AM
One wears a red tie, the other a blue.
One picks their nose with the right index, the other with the left.
One smells, the other stinks.
One drives drunk, the other gets drunk and drives.
One gets paid in contributions, the other gets contributions for pay.
One makes promises and lies, the other lies and makes promises.
One puts the left foot forward, the other puts the right foot forward.
One dances the hokey poky, the other dances the mamba.
One pretends to care, the other cares to pretend.
One loves donkeys, the other loves mules.
One yawns with mouth covered, the other yawns with mouth uncovered.
One talks out of their butt, the other uses their butt to talk.
In other words, they are completely opposite.