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Differences Between Republicans & Democrats

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posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:39 AM
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One wears a red tie, the other a blue.
One picks their nose with the right index, the other with the left.
One smells, the other stinks.
One drives drunk, the other gets drunk and drives.
One gets paid in contributions, the other gets contributions for pay.
One makes promises and lies, the other lies and makes promises.
One puts the left foot forward, the other puts the right foot forward.
One dances the hokey poky, the other dances the mamba.
One pretends to care, the other cares to pretend.
One loves donkeys, the other loves mules.
One yawns with mouth covered, the other yawns with mouth uncovered.
One talks out of their butt, the other uses their butt to talk.

In other words, they are completely opposite.




posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 02:08 AM
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a reply to: soulpowertothendegree




In other words, they are completely opposite.


If you mean that one is talking out of the left side of their mouth.

And the other is talking from their right.

Both of them are talkin out their a$$ though




posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 02:28 AM
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Well, usually one perceives themselves as being economically better off than the other.

But... truth be known there's not much difference between the two. There both just wasting time arguing over petty differences, over a fundamental similarity.

The 2 party system is a flawed philosophy, which just acts as a method to keep both the (so called) rich and poor content with there own social status... Well the 1% just triumphs over the both of them.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 07:48 AM
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Better Dead than Red ( State).

One shouts 'God!' and ignores his commands, the other seldom mentions him and does a better job.

Btw..I disagree with the joke and idea that Republicants and Democrats are the same.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 09:10 AM
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a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

Democrats think a big government will help you.

Republicans think a big government will enable you to help yourself.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 01:15 PM
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a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

I got a Democrat on my left and a Republican on my right. I love both their wives, one a blond and the other a brunet!



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