Im offended!!!

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: Gothmog

Then I am offended by being figuratively called a pig . Uh ,no . Again as an old man I resemble that remark as well

a reply to: valiant

Your grandma wears army boots...happy now?

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: Tundra

The only thing that is offending me right now, is the tiny size of your OP

Sigh thats what she said last night...oh wait what?.

Gosh , in all this offensiveness I offended the OP for not flagging and starring the post.....this is great. Is there another thread on ATS that has brought sooo many posters of way different views together ?

a reply to: Kali74

I have to break from the fun and games to agree...

& using Stephen Fry as an example is quite hilar...
He's been offended plenty of times.

I think he is the type of "libtard" that everyone hates.
Or love if they're another libtard.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: valiant

Your grandma wears army boots...happy now?

What, are you referring to me????

I am offended!

I only wear my hubby's old army boots when working in the yard!

How dare you offend me personally that way!

I am soooooo offended!

a reply to: Tundra

Of people that get offended from time to time. Hey!...I think that is most of humanity.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: valiant

Your grandma wears army boots...happy now?

My Grandma is dead .... I'm so offended right now!

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: Tundra

Of people that get offended from time to time. Hey!...I think that is most of humanity.

And thus , someone posts the logo for the I am offended club.....

a reply to: grandmakdw

Grandma?

Im offended that this thread hasn't gone sour yet. Thanks everybody for being so offended. Once again, HAPPY WORLD DAY!!!! Carry on now.

a reply to: valiant

Did they bury her in her army boots? Don't worry mine are dead too.

As a redcoat I'm offended that we don't also have a day off today for getting rid of those smelly colonists.
In fact I'm offended we don't get a week off.

Signed
B. Monkey (Mrs).

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

They did, she also took her kitchen knives and hot water bottle with her.

All of this offensive talk is burning holes in my shoes!

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: Tundra

Of people that get offended from time to time. Hey!...I think that is most of humanity.

We are T.O.O. (The Offended Offenders!) I am offended that you may be offended, that makes T.O.O.!

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree

originally posted by: Tundra
Im offended that you're offended. There's no use getting offended over spilt milk!!! End rant.

Milk Is NEVER spilt, it is Knocked over and Spilled!

I'm offended for all the lactose-intolerant people who will be offended by your reference to milk.
Stay intolerant (and thirsty), my friends.

a reply to: Tundra

HAPPY WORLD DAY!!!!

Don't tell ME what kind of day to have!
Now I am offended.

I'm offended that the OP did not offer any of the spilled milk to stray cats in the neighborhood. I'm double offended that I am even replying to this post.

originally posted by: Darkblade71
a reply to: Tundra

HAPPY WORLD DAY!!!!

Don't tell ME what kind of day to have!
Now I am offended.

HAHAHAAAA!!! Offended.