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Thought experiment - Who will the ISIS guy shoot?

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posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 02:30 AM
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An ISIS guy has a glock with two bullets, and there are three people running away from him. A Jew, an American and a Shiite. Which two of the three will the ISIS guy kill? Or would he just shoot the Shiite twice?




posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 02:49 AM
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a reply to: croatianguyI know this one....
see, He realizes that his book states none of the original writings of Moses are to be over-ridden. so he makes friends with all his brothers....shoots into the air for the joy he has found

it says that in sura 31 or so.....there's no other book names though.....it's all sura....so why not just call it by the name of the book only....who added sura?....right there in the book he carries but won't read ...it goes unread which is a real friggin joke
edit on 29-6-2015 by GBP/JPY because: our new King.....He comes right after a nicely done fake one

edit on 29-6-2015 by GBP/JPY because: yessirrr



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 02:54 AM
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a reply to: croatianguy

Why would he kill a Jewish person .



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:02 AM
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originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: croatianguy

Why would he kill a Jewish person .


um........cause they hate Jews?!?



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:07 AM
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a reply to: croatianguy

Yet they leave Israel alone .



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:12 AM
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a reply to: hutch622

Yes, so what? Do you really think they wouldnt kill a Jew if given the chance?



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:17 AM
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a reply to: croatianguy

They kill their own for not being Isis enough . But you must admit that their lack of attention towards Israel raises some eyebrows . Perhaps this is because they know if they attacked Israel the caliphate would come to a very swift and very bloody end , or .......



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:17 AM
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He shoots the jew & the shiite, because John McCain gave him the glock, and is running in the other direction.



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:25 AM
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originally posted by: IpoopThere4IAM
He shoots the jew & the shiite, because John McCain gave him the glock, and is running in the other direction.


haha great line. Tho I still think he would shoot McCain over the Jew!



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:25 AM
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He shoots none of them, he's too busy having sex with a goat.



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:27 AM
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originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: croatianguy

They kill their own for not being Isis enough . But you must admit that their lack of attention towards Israel raises some eyebrows . Perhaps this is because they know if they attacked Israel the caliphate would come to a very swift and very bloody end , or .......


So whats your answer, Hutch? He leaves the Jew alone and kills the Yank and Shiite?



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:32 AM
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He will be so full of joy over this glorious opportunity, that he'll first shoot himself in the foot, then in the head.............
(or perhaps that's just wishful thinking on my part)



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 03:43 AM
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a reply to: IpoopThere4IAM

good answer. yankees gave the first batch of guns, but ISNL took long time trying Baghdad before coming back for Damascus (soon). meanwhile saudis attack #ites in yemen, and obummer tricks iran to get reckless while jews sit waiting for the BIG mistake.... then kabooom god against god against god.....



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 04:01 AM
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originally posted by: weirdguy
He shoots none of them, he's too busy having sex with a goat.


and mc.cain is still a virgin, so they will save him for the troops....



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 05:12 AM
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originally posted by: IpoopThere4IAM
He shoots the jew & the shiite, because John McCain gave him the glock, and is running in the other direction.


Oh damn, best answer



posted on Jun, 29 2015 @ 05:18 AM
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a reply to: IpoopThere4IAM

Well, If the American is Christian, he will use his knife to behead him. They seem to really like to get down and dirty with the beheadings of Christians.


Quite prophetic:

"And I saw thrones, and they sat on them, and judgment was committed to them. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their witness to Jesus and for the word of God, who had not worshipped the beast or his image, and had not received his mark on their foreheads or on their hands. And they lived and reigned with Christ for a thousand years." (Revelation 20:4)



posted on Jun, 30 2015 @ 12:58 AM
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So whats the general census. Does everyone agree the Shiite is defnitely gone,as its ISIS main enemy. And between the Jew and the American it will just be an "iny mini miny mo?"



posted on Jun, 30 2015 @ 03:28 PM
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He shoots the Jew, twice.




Yet they leave Israel alone .


Only because they aren't suicidal or stupid.
Barbaric and backwards as hell...but they aren't dumb.
The leadership is made up of terrorists WE trained to fight another, as well as former Iraqi military commanders (who found themselves out of a job post Desert Storm).

A few rockets into Israel from an ISIS territory, and the Israelis will turn their capital to rubble in a heartbeat. And they know it. (and the rest of the world, except China and Russia (and Arabs), will likely cheer them on as they do so)... Not that other Arabs love ISIS....just that they hate Israel more.







 
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