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The Greatest Obama Joke Ever

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posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 06:38 AM
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Why is this funny? (Answer at bottom)

-Rob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Tony: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean voter fraud?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

-Rob: “No the other one:.
Tony: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”
Tony: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

-Rob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

investmentwatchblog.com...

It's funny cause it's true...

Not.


Jude




posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 06:59 AM
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posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 07:23 AM
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originally posted by: Prezbo369


God if I got that sort of a look from that fat bastard with that sarcastic round of applause id be bricking it, I would expect to be dog chow by the end of the day....



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 08:21 AM
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Gutted I read that crap.



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: rossacus

Hey, he even left out Bergdahl!



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 03:13 PM
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a reply to: jude11

I read this joke to my wife. As I was reading it aloud to her, her brows crept downward, neck and cheek plumed crimson, and by the end I could tell she was pissed. After pausing a moment to calm down, but with clenched fists claimed "every one of those has been debunked as lies created and perpetuated by TP and RW wackos! It's been addressed time and again by the Huffington Post". I didn't say a word, just left the room.

Moral of My Story: If your spouse is progressive, skip any and all Obama jokes unless your couch is comfy and you like being celibate.



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 03:23 PM
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originally posted by: Boscowashisnamo
a reply to: jude11

I read this joke to my wife. As I was reading it aloud to her, her brows crept downward, neck and cheek plumed crimson, and by the end I could tell she was pissed. After pausing a moment to calm down, but with clenched fists claimed "every one of those has been debunked as lies created and perpetuated by TP and RW wackos! It's been addressed time and again by the Huffington Post". I didn't say a word, just left the room.

Moral of My Story: If your spouse is progressive, skip any and all Obama jokes unless your couch is comfy and you like being celibate.



My wife is Korean so she just shook her head, smiled and walked away.

hmmmm?



Jude



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: jude11

Lucky you. After 24 years together, you'd think I would would learn.
Second line.



posted on Jun, 3 2015 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: jude11


When in Rome?

edit on 3-6-2015 by Staroth because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 5 2015 @ 10:03 PM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: Prezbo369


God if I got that sort of a look from that fat bastard with that sarcastic round of applause id be bricking it, I would expect to be dog chow by the end of the day....


You may well be after calling him a fat bastard.



posted on Jun, 5 2015 @ 10:08 PM
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Can't wait till we can blame someone else for 4-8 years!



posted on Jun, 5 2015 @ 10:27 PM
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a reply to: Boscowashisnamo

Congratz on your 24 yr marriage I don't know how you ever managed to survive this long!



posted on Jun, 7 2015 @ 04:26 PM
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"Not even a smidgen of corruption"







 
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