So I saw all the exorcist movies between yesterday and tonight.
I didnt even want to make a review about them until I saw the last one for the first time just now.
So we have the first that we can all agree is probably one of the best if not the best since it set the tone for the franchise.
the second was COMPLETE crap. I mean, it was just boring and laughable. Its not that its dated, though it is, its that its retarded.
The third was actually REALLY good. I dont know why they butchered it and cut so much out, though it still made the grade as a very cool movie with
great acting and a decent story.
The fourth and fifth are tricky. Basically they are both prequels. It was a mess from what I gather to make it with directors getting sick, others
taking over and then once released, it being redone under yet another terrible director with almost the exact set and actors.
The fourth would technically be the first prequel, Exorcist the beginning. The fifth would be the remake of the prequel and that is Exorcist
Now this is the real reason for this thread.
I HATE DOMINION. I almost fell asleep during the movie like 5 times. It was a drawn out BS kitbash of useless scenes and TERRIBLE filming that you can
tell was just a moron directors personal project to stroke his ego and try to one up the movie that basically came out before his and that he tried to
remake with his twist.
WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP. It was NOT scary or intelligent or even slightly entertaining. I am not even exaggerating that an hour and a half of waiting for
things to pick up was served with BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER type demons and horror (The TV show mind you) /consistent bad script writing and a dumb
ending. I found myself saying F U to the movie so many times and just skipping over parts of the end since that too was drawn out and RETARDED. I
hated the characters they recast. The doctor was just crap /depressing to look at and its worse still since the original doctor in "Beginning" was
REALLY good. The priest they recast was also A TERRIBLE ACTOR and completely useless in the film. Someone must have owed a favor or two if they both
made it into this film. They need to go back to school.
Its weird too because I liked that exact cast in the first prequel (Beginning)... with those two exceptions that I hated outright which were recast
for Dominion, BUT hated the work of that same exact cast in "Dominion". They seemed to have gotten worse at their rehatched roles...which were
basically the same. Their roles werent even that different, its like they all just absorbed some of the suck. Its like they knew this was crap.
NOW, "Exorcist The Beginning" was one of my favorite movies of all time. THAT MOVIE WAS SCARY. For me to say that....it was. Hell, it was even
slightly inspirational at the end. It had a little bit of everything that you could expect a good movie to have and a well written story. I think that
is hands down the second best exorcist movie next to the original. I dont know what the hell happened, but that movie rocked and the one that followed
and tried to remake it under the title "Dominion" made me kind of angry at hollywood.
WHO THE HELL HIRES THESE PEOPLE?
So anyways, F U ! DOMINION. I hate your stupid face.
Exorcist the beginning, you kick ass. number 3, you were cool. number 2, go home......
number one, you are number one.
ONE MORE TIME.....Dominion, DIE in hell you piece of crap movie. UGH.
I think number 2(Heretic) was even better than Dominion. GOD, F U MOVIE !!!
This almost should be a rant.....retarded ass movie, I should have NOT watched you last. You ruined it....ruined.
LOOK AT THIS GOOFY LOOKING TWAT
This is the scary demon.....?!
I want to punch him and shove him up the directors ass.
For a more normal review of both prequels look here:
edit on 4 22 2015 by tadaman because: (no reason given)