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I am single because.....

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posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 06:23 PM
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the only reason that i am single is so i can sleep around every night with an other person without hassles

here i am caught with a one night stand






posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 06:35 PM
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What I don't get it...why is he doing her washing up?

Is that you?

Is this American humour?



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 06:38 PM
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I'm single because I live in Los Angeles and the governor says I am only allowed to shower once a week.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 06:56 PM
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I am simply single, because I am married.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:05 PM
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a reply to: DAZ21

I bet you would've laughed if the 0P would've added a little Benny Hill music.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:12 PM
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a reply to: Greathouse

Who's Benny Hill?

Is this one of his jokes?

I ask in all honesty, because I don't get it, I'm just intrigued to discover the punch line.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: DAZ21

Exactly.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: DAZ21

Is this American humour?


Can't be. I'm just as lost.

Single life must be fun.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: mikeone718

That's ok then, I'm glad I'm not alone. I thought I'd lost my sense of humour.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: DAZ21

That was just my attempt at humor. My lady is my better half


Really though, the young'uns at work and their Saturday night stories....



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 08:01 PM
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omng this is my thread #mine #michelle #obama #president #now #not #later #please #god.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 08:04 PM
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originally posted by: nrd101
omng this is my thread #mine #michelle #obama #president #now #not #later #please #god.


A msg from Facebook provided by our sponsors, uhhhh no one. individual but more of a collective #ncaa #payme
#paypal #bankofamerica #banks # now #casino? no #6 ? no #obamayes #2017181920 please god please god all I ask is that you protek 9 the royal families of america. thank you please god please god please god grab my ass like that obama



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 08:06 PM
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or not whichever way you swing I'll be there for you broho



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: nrd101
What are you talking about?



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 09:07 PM
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a reply to: nrd101

Someone either smoked too much or left their page open at work



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 11:52 PM
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a reply to: DAZ21

No your not the only one..I figured it was brit humour for how dry it is


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posted on Apr, 9 2015 @ 02:22 AM
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we should hire that guy to work for the next president


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