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Why Israel should become the 51st State of the USA?

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posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 12:41 AM
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1. They are our closest ally in the Middle East region.

2. They are the best functioning democracy in the region.

3. Their interests are closely aligned with the USA.

4. Jesus was born there, we love Jesus.

5. They pretty much control our foreign policy in the region.

6. You can't have an opinion on foreign policy for the USA unless Israel says you are Zionist enough. (Just ask Rand Paul.)XXX

7. Flights to and from Israel to New York and Florida would be cheaper with less customs controls.

8. Israel's people are far more white than brown so we would gain another majority white state.

9. Their women are attractive just check out NCIS, or pretty much any USA TV shows.

10. If the state of Israel were the 51st state in the USA it would cost the US less to maintain.

Lets just call it what it is, the USA would not exist if the British Monarchy had not sent a colony to North America. The state of Israel was established by the British Monarchy in pretty much the same arrangement so why not make Israel the 51st state of the union?




posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 12:43 AM
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Why do we need a 51st state?



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 12:44 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

If they did, they would still be one of the states with the largest Federal $ contributions... 2nd. line.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 12:59 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

Hope your ready man . I am still getting replies for a thread i started where it was blatantly clear i was neutral . Three ,two , one . Good luck .



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:11 AM
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I would rather add Mexico to the 51st before Israel. e turn Mexico to the 51st, reducing the border size to lock down by two thirds, and creating a boon for private contractors in the construction industry just bringing the country up to code. Then we relocate all the Jews of Israel to the American Southwest, giving them half the land needed from Mexico and the other half from USA side. Now our media machine will break their culture down and turn all the next generation Jewish kids into Mexican gangbangers pushing dope on the streets.

Government still has its drug cheme going, the Jews still receive a windfall in being the middle man and no longer have to worry about the Arab/Mulim boogeyman, border is reduced by two thirds making it easier to lock down. Everyone wins!
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posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:16 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

It would make much much more sense for Israel to join the EU.
Get your dirty hands of them, we need them. Greedy Americans(joke)



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:16 AM
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It must be opposite day?



Every thing you stated couldn't be further from the truth.




posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:20 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

#1 tossup between Israel and Saudi Arabia.

#2 Yup

#3 you better remind Obama

#4 on the fence on that one

#5 again that's a split with Saudi Arabia.

#6 you better remind Obama again he has an opinion on foreign-policy Israel doesn't like currently.

#7 only if they are nonstop flights.

#8 semi-racist remark but true nonetheless.

#9 have you ever heard of Gilda Radner ? Lol

#10 very doubtful, the US would want to double the arms and increase the head count

Note; These are only my opinions but I feel they are fairly accurate.
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posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:29 AM
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Well I don't agree with number 9 that there all hot. I do have a full on crush on Alison Brie from 'community', she is such a honey and fully makes up for any of the ugly ones, I suppose.

But anyway................ Screw Israel, what have they got to offer? A tiny war torn bit of sand?

If any country should be a part of the US it should be Australia, we basically are (unofficially) as it is anyway. We've backed the US in every single war without question, since WWII. We eat the same foods, watch the all the same tv shows and are a both a country full of proud rednecks who are obsessed with beer and footy. Australia is basically just a mini-US with universal healthcare. Plus we got abundant natural resources (iron ore, uranium, gold, you name it) , that the Chinese are just stealing from us right now anyway.

Plus, I'm kind of sick of being a part of the commonwealth. Good people, most of those English, just a little weird though. You know they actually drink warm beer apparently, lol.

So yeah, forget Israel.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:38 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

Area 51 is Americas 51st state what do you think the 51 stands for?

and its the 51st state so it is unaffected by the constitution not that the American government ever take note of that



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:50 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

In case people can't tell

Or don't want to "tell"

OP is being sarcastic and funny, good thread



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:54 AM
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I thought Canada was the 51st state, eh? Am I not an honorary citizen?



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 01:56 AM
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a reply to: Subaeruginosa




You know they actually drink warm beer apparently, lol.


Warm beer or bad beer , not much of a choice .



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 02:02 AM
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a reply to: MensaIT3

Nothing gets by you !!!



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 02:45 AM
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Actually.. the u.s is an israeli state .. they subverted and took over the u.s long ago ... now be good little puppets and send all your tax dollars along with a few more nukes to israel .. nuttyyahoo thanks you for your generosity ..
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posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 03:40 AM
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And you think we have border issues now? Also, I can only imagine the admiration we'd see from the rest of the world if we did that. Some of your reasons are fun though.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 04:44 AM
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Plus Israel has socialised healthcare. Does the GOP know about this and would they want other states to copy it? Apparently it's the fourth most efficient healthcare system in the world!



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 05:40 AM
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a reply to: machineintelligence

1. Nope, it's Saudisrael ( Saudi and Israel)
2. Nope, neither of them are
3. Other way round
4. I love him too
5. Not just Israel but also the Saudis
6. Agree
7. Can't comment on that
8. Agree
9. Again, no comment
10. It wouldn't make any difference



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 10:12 AM
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originally posted by: Subaeruginosa
Well I don't agree with number 9 that there all hot. I do have a full on crush on Alison Brie from 'community', she is such a honey and fully makes up for any of the ugly ones, I suppose.

But anyway................ Screw Israel, what have they got to offer? A tiny war torn bit of sand?

If any country should be a part of the US it should be Australia, we basically are (unofficially) as it is anyway. We've backed the US in every single war without question, since WWII. We eat the same foods, watch the all the same tv shows and are a both a country full of proud rednecks who are obsessed with beer and footy. Australia is basically just a mini-US with universal healthcare. Plus we got abundant natural resources (iron ore, uranium, gold, you name it) , that the Chinese are just stealing from us right now anyway.

Plus, I'm kind of sick of being a part of the commonwealth. Good people, most of those English, just a little weird though. You know they actually drink warm beer apparently, lol.

So yeah, forget Israel.



Omfg!!!!

Warm beer!!???

Wtf is wrong with them??

Have they not had city city cold beer before?

It is much much much better!!!

Welcome to the US cousin!!!!



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 10:14 AM
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Poor Puerto Rico... Been a territory for so long, can't get anyone to take its consideration for statehood seriously, and now people are saying that we should consider annexing other countries to fill that spot PR has been itching for.




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