posted on Dec, 19 2004 @ 08:55 PM
You know we should actually thank ignorant Americans. They have made me feel so much better about myself and my particular country. I am proud to be
an elitist European because I will always know that I am worth so much more to the world than an American. In fact, my country is much more
politically united because of them. We all now share in hate for Americans. We have very thought stimulating conversations about how stupid
Americans are and how we can not believe that a wee bit more than half of those yankees elected a wanker like Georgie Pooh. But then again they are
Americans and Americans certainly donít know anything.
I know for a FACT, that I am more conscious of what is going on in the world than any American president. I also know what is best to ensure
stability in the Middle East in the long run. To be honest with you, I know everything.
I know that Iran, Syria, Libya, and Sudan would have stopped cold in their pursuit of nuclear weapons even if those damn Americans did not seize
control of Iraq. Those countries are nice people and if any European country asked them to stop, they would have done so immediately.
It just feels so good not to be an American. Before they overtook Iraq, I must admit that I was a little jealous of them. I mean lets face it, they
worked hard and built a strong civilization and stole the show from us. One time I pretended I was French, and before WWII, I was the envy of the
world. I was the center of civilization and everyone wanted to dress like me, live like me, eat like me, and imitate my art. Then it all started
with those damn Americans coming over to Europe in WWII, to fight Hitler. It is a good thing that Americans are stupid enough to waste their own
lives and money to liberate my country and bring stability to the world. We didnít even need their help. Anyone that says we did not want to go to
war at the time and that we also underestimated the ambitions of a tyrant until it was too late, must be an ignorant American.
As a young elitist European growing up in todayís world, I think that it is great that world has a very short memory. In todayís society peoples
lives are being judged by the present moment and that is the way I know it should be. For example, I think that we should label a personís whole life
as being someone who is dumb, mean, foolish, smart, a loser, attractive, funny, strong, nice, or ugly at any moment in time. The most beautiful thing
is that I will believe this until the person changes, for the better or for the worse. It is called time, and I fully understand it. My friendsí
characteristics will fluctuate in highs and lows during their lives, but that makes no difference to me. I will only judge them by one small moment
in time. I will do this because it makes me feel better about myself and who I am at that moment. What needs to be looked at is the small picture,
look at only the present and remember that the past never happened and there will never be a future.