A few of my favorites.
I shouldn't like SP as much as I do, but I have a twisted sense of humor and they do have a way of hitting where it hurts with the truth.
Usually the 'moral of the story' is dead on. That's why it is hard to find certain episodes on YT anymore.
Like the scientology episode.
Sorry about the quality, most have been removed.
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Garrisons 'theory of evolution'
I love the 'smug' episode someone already posted above.
Eric Cartman: I don't want to do the show anymore
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show
Eric Cartman: No, my tourets used to be fun now I say embarassing stuff. I don't want to do the show.
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show. Why don't you have a seat?
Eric Cartman: No I...
Chris Hansen: Just have a seat.
*Eric sits down*
Eric Cartman: How does he do that...?
My avatar is based off of that joke.
Also I was watching SP yesterday and the episode where the Japanese sushi restaurant opens up next to the City Wok. I was laughing hysterically as the
City Wok guy and the City Sushi guy kept yelling that they couldn't understand each other. "Tweaty? What's a tweaty?"
Nicole Kidman: Tom I need you to come out of the closet
Tom Cruise *muffled*: I'm... I'm not in the closet
Nicole: Yes you are Tom. No one is going to think less of you
Tom *muffled*: But I'm not in the closet
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