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funny South park jokes /quotes

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 04:13 AM
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I love love love South park
I would marry it if I could

What is you favorite bit/joke /quote from South park that u can think of

mine is...

Mr.Garrison: "Kyle, sit down and focus!"

Cartmen: "Mr.Garrison, why don't you send Kyle to a concentration camp?!"




posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 04:24 AM
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"Eric! did you just say the F word?"
"...Jew?"

from the movie, at around the 30 minute mark, but it's worth watching the whole thing


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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 04:30 AM
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I almost pissed myself .thanks!!!! I attached the 1 min section video for others.

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 04:46 AM
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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:01 AM
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did you guys ever see the jersey show episode ? I bought season 14 but its not there . I found this on net but nothing else

any way here 1min from it.

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:17 AM
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Ahaaa folks from Jersey...



posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:18 AM
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Cartman: "God dammit it kitty! You gotta calm down!here..
here is some katnip!"

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:21 AM
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So many great episodes it's hard to pick a favorite.









posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:30 AM
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I crapped my pants laughing at the last one


Cartman : "You are right Kyle!"

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 05:59 AM
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I think some of the visuals are funnier than the jokes like when Butters gets to Imagination Land and sees all the make-believe characters; Luke Skywalker, Aslan, Santa, Jesus, etc.



posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 06:44 AM
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A few of my favorites.
I shouldn't like SP as much as I do, but I have a twisted sense of humor and they do have a way of hitting where it hurts with the truth.

Usually the 'moral of the story' is dead on. That's why it is hard to find certain episodes on YT anymore.
Like the scientology episode.
Sorry about the quality, most have been removed.
DISCLAIMER: Some people maybe be OFFENDED by these videos, viewer discretion advised.



Garrisons 'theory of evolution'


I love the 'smug' episode someone already posted above.

Obama change


Still looking for the Hillary 'snuke' episode.



posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 07:16 AM
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freaking hilarious


lol
yes the guys are suprisingly smart and hilarious

Japanese (sorry I couldt find one video where it is all together )

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our children

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 07:26 AM
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Eric Cartman: I don't want to do the show anymore
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show
Eric Cartman: No, my tourets used to be fun now I say embarassing stuff. I don't want to do the show.
Chris Hansen: But you are doing the show. Why don't you have a seat?
Eric Cartman: No I...
Chris Hansen: Just have a seat.
*Eric sits down*
Eric Cartman: How does he do that...?

My avatar is based off of that joke.


Also I was watching SP yesterday and the episode where the Japanese sushi restaurant opens up next to the City Wok. I was laughing hysterically as the City Wok guy and the City Sushi guy kept yelling that they couldn't understand each other. "Tweaty? What's a tweaty?"



posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 07:32 AM
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ef me I watched the same thing


I love this bit

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 07:50 AM
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that is hilarious
(i can't see ur avatar
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this is my favorate bit from the tourettes episode

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and then this
my out of control child

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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 08:00 AM
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Nicole Kidman: Tom I need you to come out of the closet
Tom Cruise *muffled*: I'm... I'm not in the closet
Nicole: Yes you are Tom. No one is going to think less of you
Tom *muffled*: But I'm not in the closet



posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 08:06 AM
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Nicole: Tom.. Come out..Katie will not think of you less..




posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 08:16 AM
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I can't remember where I saw this but Cartmen is sitting behind a computer and he is crying

Eric's mum comes upstairs
Eric's mum: Pupsikens I need you to go to bed now... Mami will bring you some tea with codeine and lemon..
Eric: ok.. just no lemon...
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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 08:30 AM
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posted on Mar, 17 2015 @ 08:39 AM
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oh my god I love u that is hilarious !!!

what the????




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