The New Arrival

Say hello to ATS newest Jr member, Jacob.



I'm so proud. Meeting this little guy was an unbelievable experience.

I made that little person! If he turns out anything like me he will be the spawn of .

That is all, carry on.

Procreation: The worst thing to happen to humanity.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
Procreation: The worst thing to happen to humanity.

What a #ty thing to say?

Congratulations op and good name although I may be biased as I chose the same one for my little man.

a reply to: nonspecific

Not even his OBVIOUS attempt at TROLLING can get me down on such an amazing day.

Thanks. I didn't chose it his mother did. I do like it though.

a reply to: shaneslaughta

Congratulations!!

I remember as if it was yesterday, the day my Son was put in my arms. It's the most precious moment known to man.

Congrats! It will completely change your life and how you see things. But that's not always a bad thing, and it also lets you experience everything for the first time all over again.

Welcome to the world, Jacob.

a reply to: shaneslaughta

You did your best on this one, what a handsome little fellow !

Congratulations !

a reply to: nonspecific

You must not be familiar with my posting history.

That was not a troll, it was my honest to God opinion.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: nonspecific

You must not be familiar with my posting history.

That was not a troll, it was my honest to God opinion.

No I am not but if that is what you have to say when someone wishes to celibrate the birth of a child then I sugest you keep your nasty opinions to yourself unless you have a posting history with the op that makes this in some way appropriate in some kind of humourus way.

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: nonspecific

You must not be familiar with my posting history.

That was not a troll, it was my honest to God opinion.

No I am not but if that is what you have to say when someone wishes to celibrate the birth of a child then I sugest you keep your nasty opinions to yourself unless you have a posting history with the op that makes this in some way appropriate in some kind of humourus way.

Newsflash: open forum

Thank you all.

Its been a long ride full of wonder, when that curtain was pulled finally my jaw hit the floor.

I cant wait for all the experienced that come along with parenthood. It should be a great ride.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: nonspecific

You must not be familiar with my posting history.

That was not a troll, it was my honest to God opinion.

No I am not but if that is what you have to say when someone wishes to celibrate the birth of a child then I sugest you keep your nasty opinions to yourself unless you have a posting history with the op that makes this in some way appropriate in some kind of humourus way.

Newsflash: open forum

In other news: Common decency, civility and kindness.

I will leave you here as to not derail the Op and again wish them well with there good news.

a reply to: nonspecific

I appreciate your attempt. One thing i figured out a long time ago was to not feed the trolls.

Sooner or later they just die under their bridge alone and afraid. Which is just what this one will get with a view on life like this.

a reply to: shaneslaughta

Welcome to the world, Jacob! He's beautiful! Congratulations!

a reply to: shaneslaughta

Death cannot come soon enough.
Alone? Hopefully. Afraid? Unlikely.

Birth > School > Job > Family > Death

Have fun with that pitiful, pointless cycle.

originally posted by: shaneslaughta
a reply to: nonspecific

I appreciate your attempt. One thing i figured out a long time ago was to not feed the trolls.

Sooner or later they just die under their bridge alone and afraid. Which is just what this one will get with a view on life like this.

We are all human and sometimes it's hard not to bit with such an obvious tool.

Welcome to the world of little sleep and panic.

Also it would be better for you to take everything you own of value and take it outside and smash it, it will save same.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: shaneslaughta

Death cannot come soon enough.
Alone? Hopefully. Afraid? Unlikely.

Birth > School > Job > Family > Death

Have fun with that pitiful, pointless cycle.

someone needs a hug?

I will give you a cuddle if you need one.

a reply to: nonspecific

Hugs make me nauseous & give me anxiety. Don't judge me, just be glad you aren't me.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: nonspecific

Hugs make me nauseous & give me anxiety. Don't judge me, just be glad you aren't me.

Why not make a thread about your problems instead of hijacking others for your own issues?

I will discuss this with you but not here, this is about a new life and potentioal new ATS member of the future!

Congratulations, OP! He's gorgeous! I hope mom is doing well? You are right, the birth of your child is the most amazing experience you can have. You stop living solely for your own wants and needs and learn to put the survival and happiness of a truly innocent creation first. It's humbling, exhilarating, scary as hell, and wonderful.

Good luck on your adventure!