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Naked Girl Tries To Break Into Her Ex Boyfriend’s House Through The Chimney

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posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 10:28 PM
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Sigh.

Didn't this happen pretty recently once before? Ladies, if you want to win back your man don't drop down his chimney naked. That's what we call a red flag.



The pictures are hilarious. I'm glad she's alright, and glad the guy isn't cut up and simmering in a stew pot somewhere.


Firefighters spent two hours trying to free a 35-year-old woman from a chimney and she was taken to the hospital with ‘moderate’ injuries, according to NYDailyNews

The 35 year old california woman, decided to take a tip from Santa Claus in order to break into her boyfriend’s house. She entered through the roof and slipped down the chimney where she got stuck.


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posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 10:36 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

I dont know ...id find that a valiant effort and worthy of a second chance.



posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 10:37 PM
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Wow, yeah chimneys are pretty small. And unless it's a huge fireplace they usually don't lead anywhere pleasant lol. Just the emergency room. She apparently Really wanted that "D"




posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 10:46 PM
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Didn't anybody tell her it's too late for a ho ho ho?
That's woulda been funnier if there were 3 of them.



posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 11:00 PM
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There are some crazies out there. I've got bullet holes in my walls to prove it.
Why are the crazies always the most fun?
I've got two exes in prison and one in a mental institution.
Just been kind of laying off for while.
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posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 11:11 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

Ohhh man I loved that SNL commercial. Laughed so hard

Two words.. RED FLAG!

Lol, thanks for the share... I think he should take her back. If not for love, do it for the length she was willing to go for you!
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posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 11:15 PM
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May have something to do with this. Thanks to Shamrock for posting it earlier.




posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 11:35 PM
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originally posted by: Domo1
a reply to: skunkape23

May have something to do with this. Thanks to Shamrock for posting it earlier.


That dude nailed it. "Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany, hairdressers..."
I've had them all rolled up into one. It was a blast for a while, but I realized, after a time, that I had made a huge mistake.
Oh well. Live and learn. I can't say I regret it, but it was a harsh lesson.



posted on Jan, 6 2015 @ 05:36 AM
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My wife is a certified card carrying lunatic. She prefers mentally ill though. Sure, its been hard at times over the last 18 years, but she is relentless in fighting it. Never misses therapy or medication. Which makes me respect her as much as I love her.

(Plus she is smoking hot)



posted on Jan, 6 2015 @ 12:37 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

I find myself trying to pick inconsistencies with his reasoning but I just can't find any.

That is the best advice you can give to a dude. If she's really hot, she's almost definitely bat # crazy.
Stick with the average looking but sane ones. Your balls will thank you later.

The hottest girls I ever met also tried killing me.
One girl made me dress up as a clown and she was easily a 9/10.

I am a magnet for hot wierdos unfortunately. One day I might find a unicorn, but I don't think it's likely



posted on Jan, 6 2015 @ 01:15 PM
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Looking up that chimney looking up a chimney.

Moral of the story is.....use lots of lubricant for those tight squeezes.
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posted on Jan, 9 2015 @ 11:57 PM
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Gotta love them California girls.

a reply to: Domo1



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