posted on Jan, 5 2015 @ 01:15 PM
I call myself Captain Chaos because I am the clumsiest person you could ever meet. If there's anything that can be knocked over, I'll knock it over,
even when standing well away from it. If there's something to get tangled in (vines, branches, briers, blankets, you name it) I will get tangled in
it. If there's anything at all that can be tripped over (even a flat piece of land) I will trip over it. If it wasn't for buzzard luck, I wouldn't
have any luck at all-as my uncle likes to say. Today is a great example. I'm in the restroom doing my morning thing and go to light a smoke. Instead
of lighting my smoke, I light my hair. Oh, jolly. I have long hair and it went up with a loud (close to my ear) WHOOSH! So, here I am, sitting on the
pot and beating out my flaming head. It singed my eyebrow, too. I lost a good chunk of hair and am still brushing crispy flakes of it out. Add to
that, I have a nasty smell of burnt hair hovering around me. My day started out really lovely, to say the least. Rant finished. Feel free to laugh all
you want. I'm used to it.