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Warning......xmas present dangers !!!

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posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 01:44 PM

Those presents could cause problems galore,
mayhem and misery as they come through the door !!
When the postman delivers and rings the doorbell,
be well prepared for those 12 days of hell !!

Have a good one peeps !!! xxx

posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 01:57 PM
a reply to: uk today

That was pretty funny!

Thanks for the laughs!

posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 02:30 PM
12 Drinks?


edit on 19-12-2014 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 02:35 PM

edit on 19-12-2014 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 03:09 PM
a reply to: uk today

Excellent! Merry Christmas?

posted on Dec, 19 2014 @ 04:20 PM
a reply to: Bilk22

Merry Christmas ???

Fingers defo crossed on that one baby

I have just discovered that Santa might be dead !!
Honest....I know it's hard to believe, but rumours on the conspiracy grapevine are even suggesting murder !!

Crazy cos we all know Santa is alive & kicking.
He will come won't he ???
Am I worrying about nothing ???

* heads off to grab valium bottle "

HO HO HO....Santa WILL show !!!

posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 10:12 AM
a reply to: uk today

isn't santa really satan nth removed etc ,lets look at the evidence ,

obsessed with fresh souls, (nips)
a mad lusting for alcohol
lives at the freezing pole ( well you would if you've been in the flames for an age)
immune to chimneys and house fires,
making sure Christmas is about materialism instead of the Christ's birth.
clothed in red (the obvious danger sign)
long afro type hair to disguise the horns
inherent magical ability's
time control / distortion
leaves a mess of wrappings and causes family disharmony

did I miss anything ?
edit , yeah

edit on 20-12-2014 by funbox because: evil satan santa demands he be imaged at reindeer point

posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 03:07 PM
a reply to: funbox

As long as Satan Claus delivers goodies, then Satan Claus is a very nice devil !!

But no maids a milking or a partridge in a tree,
guess he may drop off naughty things....we shall have to wait and see !!

I've asked him for a million, money an evil root,
Will Satan Claus deliver a sack or keep me skint to boot ???


posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 07:55 PM
a reply to: uk today

*funbox slips a penny and travels far far north, flicking the silver cord in mischievous abandon. spotting the illuminated hole far below he plunges head first into the light, the feint smell of sulphur bites his nose ,as he alights into a strange room... a rattle of dice shatters the silence and a deep bellowing rings incessantly within the confines of his mind and walls... he follows the noise and rounds a shimmering corner into a very large room. a hunched figure can be seen , reading what looks like an impossibly coiled list.. his tentacles' tiptoe quietly over and he cranes in to see the names written in fiery red letters

slipping away quietly he tugs the cord, smiles gently, and disappears the way he came, pondering the words, that seem to be seared across his mind*


posted on Dec, 21 2014 @ 12:22 PM
a reply to: funbox

Talking words baby....Mmmmm.....I think your xmas card may be addressed with a slightly wrong surname !!
It's pretty close but uk today was having a dipsy stressed day

Actually it wasn't so much thick as a brick, more like this snotty flu making me sick !!!

* pass the atishoooos *

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