my monster slippers are almost finished....im gonna represent

so my wife is the mad crotchet lady.
she hooks me up with killer stuff.

my monster slippers are almost finished



they will look like this when they are finished.

a reply to: Grovit

Are they going to have Bluetooth?
Everything is better with Bluetooth.

a reply to: Hoosierdaddy71

nah.
i like my slippers old school

How long before you find yourself in a shop wearing them?

And will you be ashamed or proud?


a reply to: Grovit

I love the pink ones! I would be stomping round my house like a t-rex (when no one is looking)

I'm a bit accident prone though and I would probably trip myself up at the top of a staircase.

a reply to: Grovit

Can't argue going with a classic

a reply to: Hoosierdaddy71

Bluetooth stomping sounds please

originally posted by: nonspecific


And will you be ashamed or proud?


a reply to: Grovit

probably never. my wife does not like to drive so it is always me behind the wheel.
monster slippers are not conducive to driving so thats why i wont be walking around wal mart with thim.
nothing to do with shame

actually, maybe when they are finished i will wear my jammies that say 'phat' on the ass with my monster slippers..
thats how i roll

Looks like they fit a size 11D. They would be way to small for me. 15EEEE for bigfoots

You should go out and walk in the snow with those to see if someone calls the cops about a strange animal or neighbor in the neighborhood.

a reply to: rickymouse

look at you checking out my dimensions ya creep
im a size 12

originally posted by: Grovit
a reply to: rickymouse

look at you checking out my dimensions ya creep
im a size 12

I'm slipping with my size guess. Maybe because it's a slipper thread.

originally posted by: rickymouse

I'm slipping with my size guess. Maybe because it's a slipper thread.

im confident enough to represent with slippers
theyre gonna have pink claws too.

what?...get some

hahahahah
theyre comf man
i rock my wifes hello kitty jammies all the time too

What are the hidden tattoo's on your shins.?

originally posted by: EnigmaAgent
What are the hidden tattoo's on your shins.?

i tattooed an anne sexton poem on my wifes back but before that i had to practice my lines

They look pretty comfy!

I have some hard wood floors, so as comfy as they look i think it could be a fatal choice for me!

hmmm can one buy non slip soles......

a reply to: Biigs

she is using puff paint in the bottom in some sory of zig zag pattern.
for traction

a reply to: Grovit
Brilliant thanks for the info

a reply to: EnigmaAgent

not a problem.
better to practice on me than her

a reply to: Grovit

Sounds like my buddy, left arm and leg are full of 'practice' work.

Sweet slips, now i want some

a reply to: Sremmos80

yeah, gotta practice on someone. might as well be myself
im not covered in practice work but as you can see my right leg has a bit.
i did a couple on my brother as well
i tattooed 'rage and anger' and 'mayhem' on my left arm too.

i couldnt think of anything to put.

the night before we were watching this crime investigation show where they talk to the killers and this dude was flipping out and he kept talking about the voices that made him feel rage and anger.

that popped into my head so i tattooed it.

its as good as anything.