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darrman

posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 03:00 PM
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I bought some new underwear,,
and it had Warning label
~for Food Sensitive People..

Apparently, my new underwear:
"May Contain Nuts"


grey580

posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 03:06 PM
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Cuervo

posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: darrman

Here's one I made up:

What did the eunuch pirate trade his parrot in for?


























A woodpecker.


SecretKnowledge

posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 04:24 PM
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a reply to: darrman

My party trick is i swallow 2 lenghts of string and an hour later i pass them out tied together.
I sh1t you knot.


Iwinder

posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 07:03 PM
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originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
a reply to: darrman

My party trick is i swallow 2 lenghts of string and an hour later i pass them out tied together.
I sh1t you knot.



LOL really LOL hilarious
Regards, Iwinder


SecretKnowledge

posted on Dec, 9 2014 @ 06:36 PM
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I know this bloke who has a nose and no body.
Who is he?
Nobody knows(nose)


CagliostroTheGreat

posted on Dec, 9 2014 @ 06:57 PM
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So I seen my father for the very first time the other day...

It was by far the most emotional episode of COPS I ever watched.




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