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It's so cold...

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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:05 AM
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Okay, ATS. What are your best one-liners for completing:

"It's so cold..."




posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:14 AM
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

...in the D.



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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:45 AM
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:55 AM
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 12:07 PM
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 12:09 PM
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a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

....Hillary Clinton was seen wearing a shawl.



posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 12:32 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer
. . .[snip].


Kinda like "My outie became an inny".


Peace
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 03:18 PM
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we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

my false teeth chatter, and they're still in the glass

the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair

when I opened the door to the house the small light in front went on

and...
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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 04:37 PM
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It's so cold a Polar Bear just walked past.



posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 05:38 PM
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I don't have any good one-liners, but this always cracks me up & sums up winter in various areas well, IMO *cough*




posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 07:00 PM
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a reply to: CloudsTasteMetallic

winner! I've said this many a time when it's cold, and people look at me like I'm crazy. But, it's true ... It's coooooooold in the D!



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posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 07:22 PM
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a reply to: WampusCrandle

I usually get the same response. Oh well.

A whole lot of snippin' happened in this thread, frostbite maybe?


I'll... I'll see myself out after that lame pun.



posted on Nov, 12 2014 @ 11:35 PM
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a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

It's so cold that I turn on the AC to get warm.

It's so cold that I thought I saw a polar bear walk past me, until I realized it was a fat guy in a white coat.

Eh?

Eh?



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