It's so cold...

Okay, ATS. What are your best one-liners for completing:

"It's so cold..."

a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

...in the D.



[snip]

a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

....Hillary Clinton was seen wearing a shawl.

originally posted by: beezzer
. . .[snip].

Kinda like "My outie became an inny".

Peace

a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

my false teeth chatter, and they're still in the glass

the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair

when I opened the door to the house the small light in front went on

and...
[snip]

It's so cold a Polar Bear just walked past.

I don't have any good one-liners, but this always cracks me up & sums up winter in various areas well, IMO *cough*

a reply to: CloudsTasteMetallic

winner! I've said this many a time when it's cold, and people look at me like I'm crazy. But, it's true ... It's coooooooold in the D!

a reply to: WampusCrandle

I usually get the same response. Oh well.

A whole lot of snippin' happened in this thread, frostbite maybe?

I'll... I'll see myself out after that lame pun.

a reply to: AnonymousCitizen

It's so cold that I turn on the AC to get warm.

It's so cold that I thought I saw a polar bear walk past me, until I realized it was a fat guy in a white coat.

Eh?

Eh?