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Salmon Porn Video

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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 12:00 AM
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Figured I would share a video of the salmon in the creek behind my place going upstream and spawning. It's not all that exciting, but make sure you change settings to 1080. Please pardon my crappy camera skills, I was using my phone and am not all that steady or attentive until I've had coffee (yes, this was late afternoon stop judging).



This is a short ways up the creek from me, but the easiest spot to get close. Creek gets much larger and deeper when it passes my place. I've been watching these guys for awhile. They didn't used to stock the pond up the way, so I think this is the second run of fish here. If I leave my window open they're loud enough that I can hear them while I'm in the master bedroom (furthest spot away). I have this weird temptation to cast off my deck (15 feet away) and cook a fish within a few minutes of catching it, but I know they aren't fit for consumption.

I guess it's not all that interesting, but I could sit there and watch for hours. They get so close you could grab them with no effort. From where I'm standing to the far bank is less than 10 feet away.




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 12:03 AM
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They have words for people like you. I don't know what they are, but I know they exist.

You could not give them some privacy?? Now, does he not only have to mate, he has to mate for tv. Can you imagine the pressure?



Nature is amazing. I'm glad you take the time to notice it (maybe not the mating part lol) around you and appreciate it.



Everything works just like it's supposed to day in and day out without fail.
edit on 11/10/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 12:06 AM
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Darn, I'm starting to drool a little. Those fish would look better in my frying pan.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 12:14 AM
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I've got a thing for bug porn.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 12:58 AM
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a reply to: Domo1

An old boss of mine (Hi ya Barry!) was a keen scuba diver. He actually went on a scuba vacation to swim among some kind of fish spawning orgy frenzy. He thought it was an awesome experience , personally I think Barry is a little strange.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 02:39 AM
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a reply to: Domo1


LOL!!! .....I thought you had something on Alex Salmond!!!!!



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 06:00 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23
I am into critter-porn too. Here is some frog-porn




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 06:13 AM
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a reply to: Domo1
Pretty cool to have this in your back yard (where is that?).

Why aren't they fit for consumption?



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 06:21 AM
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a reply to: Domo1

Shame on them.

Shame on you for being a voyeur!



~Tenth



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 07:04 AM
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a reply to: Domo1

Truly amazing. The next David Attenborough maybe ? You're so lucky to have salmon right there. Do they appear often ?

If so catch them and cook them up



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 07:06 AM
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a reply to: Domo1

Does anyone ever get that thing where you're just chilling out, maybe eating a sandwich. And two putrid little flies come up and start doing on your plate or something. Sometimes if you're lucky there's even several flies fighting over the one lady fly.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 04:18 PM
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a reply to: nOraKat

Near Seattle



posted on Nov, 26 2014 @ 01:01 AM
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a reply to: Emerald53

Lady flies are such saucy little beasts.







 
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