International Man of Mystery

Loren Coleman on what�s real, what�s not, and what might be
BY JESS KILBY

There�s a man walking down Congress Street with a plastic gorilla bust under his arm. If you ask him, he will tell you that he bought it on eBay from an over-endowed museum curator, and that, in fact, it is not a gorilla, but a likeness of Lucy, the Australopithecus afarensis discovered in Ethiopia in 1974 and believed to be one of humankind�s earliest ancestors.

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WTF? This guy most be lonely...

Maybe he just has a foot fetish!
Or he has discovered a new garden path stone. I still think he has a thing for feet though!