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Q&A With God
What is the Creation story of God's Facebook page?
I am the LORD and I have spent a long time bottling up emotions inside. I’ve had hundreds of years of intense psychotherapy with the best psychologists history can provide. In the year of your LORD 2011, I decided that I was finally ready to talk to the people of Earth directly, via social media.
You post a lot of funny, shareable content. Is this the secret to your Facebook success? Or is it mostly omnipotence?
I’m not sure what Facebook success means, so I’m going to have to go with My Beefy Omnipotence.
A lot of people find your page offensive and are quite vocal about it. How do you handle them on Facebook?
I SMITE THEM! I expose their blasphemy and ignorance for the whole world to see. These people rarely spell or form coherent sentences. They also NEVER know the difference between your and you’re.
Where's your Twitter account? It's 2013. Even Cher has a Twitter account. Come on, man.
I have one: @the_good_lord. I just don’t enjoy spending time on Twitter. Too many Harry Potter and Justin Bieber idolaters.
Holy Satire: God's Irreverent Facebook Strategy
originally posted by: OrphanApology
a reply to: whyamIhere
I like clever, happy things like this.
God poking his head from the cloud made me chuckle.
I still stand by what I originally said which is that the Westboro church is the greatest thing to happen to us gays in America. They are so hateful it turns people off from the message they are trying to get across. Which is really dumb to begin with, but I digress.
I almost half expect them to pop out one day and say they did it all for gay rights. Wouldn't that be some #?