A typical ATS debate

You: Unicorns are real!
Me: There's no such things as unicorns
You: Yes there is, lots of people have seen them and they bring a valuable message
Me: What message? Unicorns can talk?
You: Yes and I believe what it says
Me: Do you have any proof?
You: No, unicorns don't give proof and don't care if you believe them
Me: Then tell me about what they say?
You: They can see you when your sleeping, know when your awake, know if you've been bad or good...
Me: Mmkay, sounds a lot like santa clause, can unicorns tell me something I don't know?
You: You don't understand unicorns so you don't know what you're talking about, shut up
Me: I think you are a little crazy.
You: I'm a Harvard grad with a masters in computer science and I make more money than you so what do you know?
Me: That unicorns don't exist
You: You're not educated enough to know that unicorns don't exist
Someone else: Hey! do you have a problem with unicorns??? What do you have against crazy people?? Your family hates you.
Me: Good grief.

The end.

a reply to: FlySolo
I never seen me a Unicorn,,,, I did see a UFO, Twice, But No Unicorn,,,,,

a reply to: FlySolo

i laughed when i read this thread because of the silliness and because i've read threads that develop like this.

s&f

I thought Unicorns were donut pads that you put on your toe when you had a corn. I suppose they don't exist anymore so I hope I don't get a corn.

originally posted by: FlySolo
Me: There's no such things as unicorns

Wait what!

I swear after I got drunk last night I saw a unicorn... Oh wait now I know what you're getting at. The unicorns have planted some kind of mind controlling device in you! Wait while I go get my Pegasus parked out back.

originally posted by: guohua
a reply to: FlySolo
I never seen me a Unicorn,,,, I did see a UFO, Twice, But No Unicorn,,,,,

Well just who do you think was piloting the UFO...

Unicorn Flying Objects dont fly themselves ya know !!!!

Didnt your parents ever tell you .. NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn ...

I only saw double- and triplecorns

Mossad!!!!

a reply to: FlySolo

C'mon, the spelling and grammar are all correct....

You don't expect us to believe a story like that with all the yours and you'res in the right place do you??

And anyone who's anyone knows unicorns are interdimensional aliens, flying around in reverse engineered UFOs leaving chemtrails everywhere that alter our DNA. Why? Because race car....

(I gave you a S&F for brightening my mood and giving me a laugh. )

a reply to: FlySolo

Unicorns exist. I've seen them in Harry Potter.

Darn illiterate uneducated narrow minded skeptics !!!

i hadnt heard about this before today
thanks for teaching me about this

originally posted by: SonoftheSun
a reply to: FlySolo

Unicorns exist. I've seen them in Harry Potter.

Darn illiterate uneducated narrow minded skeptics !!!

agreed
sadly its only time

a reply to: FlySolo

yup.

sounds like just about any ATS debate i have gotten into.

Unicorns fart rainbows.
I learned that here on ATS.

That would be because both sides, as you beautifully demonstrated, fail to collate and provide anything acedemically.

a reply to: FlySolo
The way it could have gone:

You: Unicorns are real!
Me: I respect your beliefs.

The end.

a reply to: FlySolo

Unicorns?




nuff said.

This is what I've observed on good ol' ATS.

a reply to: butcherguy

NO THEY DON"T!!! You big stupid head! (JK, for OP's argument sake)


They puke them. I've seen pictures on the internet, so it has to be true!



Yeah, I've seen lots of threads like that OP. And I am never surprised by how far they deteriorate.