posted on Aug, 11 2014 @ 01:36 AM
You: Unicorns are real!
Me: There's no such things as unicorns
You: Yes there is, lots of people have seen them and they bring a valuable message
Me: What message? Unicorns can talk?
You: Yes and I believe what it says
Me: Do you have any proof?
You: No, unicorns don't give proof and don't care if you believe them
Me: Then tell me about what they say?
You: They can see you when your sleeping, know when your awake, know if you've been bad or good...
Me: Mmkay, sounds a lot like santa clause, can unicorns tell me something I don't know?
You: You don't understand unicorns so you don't know what you're talking about, shut up
Me: I think you are a little crazy.
You: I'm a Harvard grad with a masters in computer science and I make more money than you so what do you know?
Me: That unicorns don't exist
You: You're not educated enough to know that unicorns don't exist
Someone else: Hey! do you have a problem with unicorns??? What do you have against crazy people?? Your family hates you.
Me: Good grief.
edit on 11-8-2014 by FlySolo because: (no reason given)