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Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Prevent Cancer

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posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 04:15 PM
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a reply to: nighthawk1954

My wife is the gassy one and it's always pissed me off. She's thin and attractive so, when we are in public and she lets one go, people immediately assume it's me and it's so unfair.

However, if it turns out that she's been preventing cancer this whole time in grocery stores and parties, I'll start proudly taking all the blame for it.

Thank the gods she doesn't go on ATS.




posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 04:24 PM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot , so eat beans at every meal.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman

www.youtube.com...
edit on 11-7-2014 by nighthawk1954 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 04:31 PM
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Now every hypochondriac in the world are going to sit around sniffing each others farts. lol
I'm calling this a win for troll science.



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 05:56 PM
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*clicks thread thinking someone linked an article from theonion.com*

*looks.... nope, its time.com*

It's getting pretty difficult to distinguish satire from "legitimate" headlines.

Here.. It's for your health!



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 06:04 PM
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originally posted by: nighthawk1954
a reply to: Bigburgh

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot , so eat beans at every meal.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman

www.youtube.com...


See you edited that...well sir! You may fart in my general direction!



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 06:06 PM
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originally posted by: CloudsTasteMetallic
*clicks thread thinking someone linked an article from theonion.com*

*looks.... nope, its time.com*

It's getting pretty difficult to distinguish satire from "legitimate" headlines.

Here.. It's for your health!


I know! I did the same!

Though I was not going for the onion...I was sure of a stinker of a joke in there....
Nope..
Cindy from time life books posted it... Time Magazine folks....

Let's digress ...err digest ......

edit on 11-7-2014 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 06:47 PM
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Not just protective of the environment, but their colons, too! South Park is predictive. Who knew?



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 07:06 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

IMMEDIATELY thought of this scene when i read the thread title. "Pfffrrtt..... Ahhhhh."



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Ha ha...they do seem to have the inside scoop! Didn't they have a whole episode on everyone releasing their farts so they don't self-combust?



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 08:58 PM
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No wonder my family doesn't have cancer yet...we eat a lot of gas inducing German food so...

But i just don't get how it works, even from the OP



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 09:10 PM
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Ummm I think I'll die of cancer, thank you very much....

Talk about some cosmic catch-22.



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 10:12 PM
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Does this mean that they're going to announce the newly discovered magical properties of beans and declare them as an official magical fruit?...



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 10:19 PM
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Will this new cancer treatment be covered under Obamacare?



posted on Jul, 11 2014 @ 10:28 PM
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With my beer and chili diet I should be cancer free for life.



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 01:32 AM
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Glad to know now that my farts are of good benefit to my boyfriend and those around me.



posted on Jul, 12 2014 @ 01:39 AM
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No more chemo here is the cancer clinic of the future




posted on Jul, 13 2014 @ 01:21 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is your avatar asking ...

" Pull my finger " ?

Hoof - hearted - ice - melted





posted on Jul, 16 2014 @ 03:17 PM
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My Daughter gave me a cancer treatment today. LOL



posted on Jul, 16 2014 @ 04:07 PM
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Proceed with caution around flames though.




posted on Jul, 16 2014 @ 04:16 PM
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I'm a smart fella; I fella smart

I'm a smart fella; I fella smart


Question: do "wet" ones count as well?




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