A song about internet personals and webcam chat sites

Decided to write a fun song about this topic. It's got an 80s pop feel to it.

Internet Personals - Alex Famous

**LYRICS**

It's 1 o' clock in the morning and I'm sifting through the Craigslist personals again
I guess it's quite ironic that I'm looking for a stranger to be my friend
I don't want no BBW or a glory hole escape
They're probably all dudes anyway, that's why they never show their faces

But maybe in the sea of bots and hookers scraping by
I'll find someone to love for life

I don't want to be alone tonight
I'd do anything, I mean anything, I'd do anything for love
I don't want to be alone tonight
I'd do anything, I mean anything, I'd do anything for love

It's 3 o' clock in the morning and I haven't even gotten one single reply
I guess it's wishful thinking that the girl for me would be around tonight
Time to try out chatroulette or something of that kind
I'll just keep on pressing next until I like what I find

And between the balls and shafts and angry middle eastern guys
Will I find someone to love for life or maybe for the night

I don't want to be alone tonight
I'd do anything, I mean anything, I'd do anything for love
I don't want to be alone tonight
I'd do anything, I mean anything, I'd do anything for love

I'm giving up the search for now, but tomorrow I will try
And hope that she won't pass me by

It's 5 o'clock in the morning and I've caught me snoozing here at my seat
Suddenly a screen pops up, someone asking if I would like to meet
I don't want to be alone tonight x3
I'd do anything for love

That was quite impressive actually. I'm sure with a voice like that you wont be spending many nights alone.

EDIT: I'm listening to some of your other stuff and I'm liking what I'm hearing. Nice work.

a reply to: ChaoticOrder

Haha! Thanks Chaotic!

I just usually think of random topics to write about that can have a deep underlying message. In this case, as you figured out, it's a song about desperation and loneliness.

I'm glad my other stuff is enjoyable to you too! Thank you

haha, well done sir

It's got viral hit written all over it. You need to get it highlighted on Tosh 2.0 or something.

a reply to: boncho

haha thanks! it's just a for fun thing. maybe i'll make a fun little vid for it too and then we'll see