George Carlin is my all time favorite comedian.
Sam Kinison -RIP
Lemmie see if I can think of a few things from movies.
The part in Scary Movie when Cindy is having "one" and she starts roaring like an animal.
In Scary Movie 2 when James brooks is in this room praying, flies start multiplying and he seems strained like he is praying against evil, when it
turns out to be a bad enchilada going through his system.
In Kung Pow, the last battle scene, when Betty says, "Hit it!" Then you hear..."There's got to be a morning after..."
Spaceballs: Careful you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir, doing my best.
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir, he's my cousin!
Who is he?
He's an A$$hole Sir.
I know that, what's his name?!
That is his name sir, A$$hole, Major A$$hole.
And his cousin?
He's an A$$hole to sir, gunners mate, first class Philip A$$hole.
Well how many A$$holes we got on this ship anyway?
I knew it, I'm surrounded by A$$holes.......keep firing A$$holes!
[Edited on 27-5-2003 by Thorfinn Skullsplitter]