posted on May, 10 2014 @ 12:43 PM
My naughty pub joke:
A man walks into a bar he’s never been to before and takes a look around. He sees it’s a good little bar and then notices there’s a tiny little
piano in the corner with a tiny little man about 10 inches tall just jammin’ away.
He looks the bartender right in the eye and says, “Hey, he’s pretty good. Where’d you find him?” The bartender shies away from the question
and continues wiping down the counter. The man says, “No really, where would you find something like that?”
The bartender stops his work and says, “You won’t believe me, but I have a magic lamp and a genie who grants my wishes.” The man is doubtful,
but sure enough the bartender pulls out a magic lamp from under the counter to prove it.
The bartender says, “Go for it. Make any wish.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds and says, “I wish for a million bucks!” After a
moment, the bar starts to magically fill up with what looks like about a million ducks.
The man turns to the bartender and says, “Hey, chief, I think your lamp is broken.”
The bartender says, “Yeah, do you think I really wished for a 10 inch pianist?”
edit on 10-5-2014 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)