Witless1 reporting for duty!

Hello ATS members, well I finally took the red pill and decided to join instead of just lurking around as I've done for way too long. ATS has a huge range of subjects to offer and though some are not of much interest to me, they're clearly important to many. My main interests, besides good, in-depth discussions of conspiracy theories new and old, are things like ancient civilizations, space and space travel -- and ditto the possibilities or otherwise of time travel, "fragile earth" topics and just good old chit-chat.

I'll try to avoid being too witless while posting but if I fail on occasion, just note that my name was not chosen lightly!

Oh, I meant to add that my "red pill" reference was taken from MirthfulMe's "Welcome to ATS, it’s time to introduce yourself…" thread, which I'll try to link if I can get the coding right. Here goes... MirthfulMe's thread.

a reply to: Witless1

Hello there,
Welcome to ATS!



If you are ever interested in getting an avatar ,just click on my signature.
Many folks there enjoy creating avatars for people just for the fun of it.

If you already have a picture in mind ,bring it along, if not just bring your ideas.

a reply to: Rainbowresidue
Hello Rainbowresidue,

thank you very much for the welcome. Yes, I would like an avatar, so I'll visit the thread and put in a request there.

It's great to see members helping out this way!

Welcome oh Witless One!

May your days here be merry and bright, and your wit remain not contrary and light!

Welcome to the mad ride that is ATS. Keep your chin up, your seat-belt on and your tin-foil hat securely fastened.

Welcome brah.

Just don't take too many red pills, you'll OD on conspiracy.

Welcome, and may the Schwartz be with you!

I took the Blue pill.

weird...

a reply to: shimmeringsilver73
Thank you. I have researched tinfoil hats in great depth and found that they are fitting.

a reply to: Ouroboros21
Your advice is wise. I'll try to limit myself to no more than three conspiracies per day. (I hear that they are best taken after meals.)

a reply to: jrflipjr
Hello, wandering one. Well, at least the blue is reflective of your avatar.

Wonderful avatar, by the way. There are some amazing artists here.

Oh, I forgot to mention in my first post: I also like angels. They are an ancient concept and appear in various forms among the lore of some old civilizations. But anyway, I just like them, especially the more helpful ones.

originally posted by: Witless1
a reply to: shimmeringsilver73
Thank you.

I have researched tinfoil hats in great depth and found that they are fitting.

Welcome aboard to the funny farm...

I have a spare hat here and am happy to offer it to you :



You might need these too... you never know :



Des should be along shortly with extra batch of red and blue suppositor.... erm... I meant pills...

*Shouts*... "DES???"

Kindest respects

Rodinus

originally posted by: Witless1
a reply to: shimmeringsilver73
Thank you.

I have researched tinfoil hats in great depth and found that they are fitting.

Very fitting... and oh so fetching...

Love your name.

Welcome former Luker, such as myself.

Red pill? They gave me a yellow one.... ugh!

Enjoy ATS!

a reply to: Rodinus
Many thanks for the first offering. Not so sure about the second, but the thought is appreciated.

a reply to: shimmeringsilver73
Now, there is seriously conspiracy-afflicted individual! (Not your good self, but the one with half a year's output of Alcoa wound round his cranium.)

a reply to: anon72
My name, sadly, has followed me for years. However, I am comfortable with it.

Your "location" sounds superb. But any UFO pictures may wind up foggy from the steam. (Always a good excuse, though.)


Also sadly, I must away. Real life commitments can be annoying at times. I hope to catch up with you all around ATS later.

a reply to: Witless1

Welcome!
Say you're interested in time travel?
Well, just follow me, and I'll show you how it's done! This way please...