Only At Walmart~! Toe-sucker Arrested - You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You would think people who harbor sick fantasies would hire some willing person in order to fulfill those fantasies. Happens all the time in the real world so it takes one really sick puppy to haunt a Walmart posing as an employee who is working their way through college in order to suck unsuspecting women's toes.

Now the second comedy of errors is when a woman believes a Walmart employee helps you try on shoes, podiatry student or not.

www.kmbc.com...

Huffington Post is also carrying this story - I'm pretty sure at this point this insanity is all over the internet - and states he is a registered sex offender, which makes this story a bit less funny than it seems:

Authorities say Michael Anthony Brown was arrested Thursday night at his home in Concord. He was turned over to Lincolnton police. A Lincoln County magistrate set his bond at $50,000 on a charge of assault on a female. It's wasn't immediately known if Brown has an attorney.

According to police, Brown is a registered sex offender.

Source: Huffington Post

I would have taken the money for the groceries.

Police say when the woman became upset, the man offered to pay for her groceries.

The offense was already committed, may as well have gotten the groceries paid for at least - then go tell the hubby and call the cops.

But why oh why does this idiot of a man not just go out and hire himself a prostitute? Why attempt to suck the toes of strange women in Walmart?

You just cannot make this stuff up is right indeed!



I put this thread in this particular forum because I just cannot figure out which forum it goes in! If Mods want it moved you just go right ahead!

Good story but this isn't the first time. It seems Toe Sucking is a thing going around. I remember Channel 4 in New Orleans doing a story about The Infamous Toe Sucking bandit who would accost ladies in the park by removing their shoes, sucking all 10 toes, then fleeing as fast as he could. Happened quite a few times but they never caught the guy. He never hurt anyone, just sucked the toes.

reply to post by JohnPhoenix


That is just so weird. I have heard of this being some kind of fetish... but you would imagine people could just hire someone. There must be some sort of kick in sucking the toes of strange and unsuspecting women.

reply to post by OpinionatedB


Good lord...

First of all, fetishes that people have are their business, as long as they do not make everyone else aware of them. In this instance, the perpetrator is simply doing it wrong! If you have a foot fetish, then the LAST place you ought to consider visiting in order to get your jollies, is Walmart. God only knows what terrible foot diseases must be present in those environs!

Furthermore, if this persons fetish was solely about feet, I am sure there are emporiums which would allow him to be paid a fee for sucking toes. There is a business in every deviancy after all! It seems therefore, that the person does not have a fetish for feet, in as much as he has a fetish for UNINVITED toe sucking, occasioning indecent assault upon the person. This makes him a sexual offender, no different than any predator. His fetish is about control and power, as are the deviancies of all sexual offenders.

What a ghastly business!

reply to post by TrueBrit


Well and I agree with you. The fetish itself could be fulfilled for a fee. And your right, its taking people unawares and accosting the unsuspecting.

He is already a registered sex offender, so this is right in line.

< makes the "EEEW!" face >
Foot fetishes are one thing, in private and I would hope with a sanitary routine beforehand. But at Walmart? My god, some people are hard up (no pun intended at all)

I'd also like to mention real quick that I was relieved to see this was out of North Carolina and not Florida for a change. Finally, the State of Weird gets a break from the weird crap.

I don't even know why I find things like this shocking anymore,especially when it involves weird people at Walmart. You have to wonder how this creep even gets close enough to pop a toe in his mouth. My first reaction would be kicking out his two front teeth.

Nyiah
< makes the "EEEW!" face >
Foot fetishes are one thing, in private and I would hope with a sanitary routine beforehand. But at Walmart? My god, some people are hard up (no pun intended at all)

I'd also like to mention real quick that I was relieved to see this was out of North Carolina and not Florida for a change. Finally, the State of Weird gets a break from the weird crap.

Yeah, I keep thinking omg @ Walmart! That is way too crazy..

It not just Florida anymore! Weird seems to get around these days.

AccessDenied
I don't even know why I find things like this shocking anymore,especially when it involves weird people at Walmart. You have to wonder how this creep even gets close enough to pop a toe in his mouth. My first reaction would be kicking out his two front teeth.

This is true, she was very kind about it from the looks of it. Kicking would be an initial autonomic reaction to anything near my feet, let alone a mouth!

I am starting to believe weird people seek out Walmart for everything...

Ohhh gawd.....what if the woman had a toenail infection? What if she's not very clean? What if she just came from the gym or from a 12 hours shift????

Foot fetish is one thing and I don't care what people like to do behind closed doors, but Mr. Brown needs help cause his urges are stronger than his common sense and who knows what he'll do next to get his kicks.

reply to post by OpinionatedB


lol i used to work with the "original" toe sucking bandit...... dude was a real nice guy and seemed normal with wife and kids and whatnot.

reply to post by saintsjunky


though...thinking back i remember dropping heavy box on my foot once and he was very concerened....toooo concerned..lol jk

reply to post by OpinionatedB


Only at Wal-Mart? Crazy things happen in all stores...including Macy's!!!!!!!!!! I noticed a lot of uppity yuppies shopping at Wal-Mart these days. I fart on them when given the chance.


Anyways, I don't get how any person would wanna suck on a stinky toe. I guess it's a mental disorder or something, IDK. Go suck on a ring pop. I remember last year a man and woman were caught having sex in a shed at Lowes or Home Depo. Talk about skanky trash.

reply to post by Fylgje


It's the thrill of knowing you could be caught that these people are after. Hey, at least they don't get that thrill from shooting high powered rifles at people...

The toe sucking guy though, yeah, he crossed lines when he touched a stranger. At least the people getting it on in the Lowe's/Home Depot shed weren't assaulting anyone, well except for somebody's eyes I guess.

saintsjunky
reply to post by OpinionatedB

 

lol i used to work with the "original" toe sucking bandit...... dude was a real nice guy and seemed normal with wife and kids and whatnot.

I think most people with serious weird in their minds seem to pull off normal well...



reply to post by wtbengineer


lol... or ears as the case may be.

This DOES seem to be a "thing" and it seems to only take place at Wal-Mart, because we had the same thing in our local Wal-Mart over a year ago.

G-ross!

OpinionatedB
reply to post by JohnPhoenix

 

That is just so weird. I have heard of this being some kind of fetish... but you would imagine people could just hire someone. There must be some sort of kick in sucking the toes of strange and unsuspecting women.

I'm quite sure fetish escorts aren't inexpensive. So I'm told.

He really did shoot himself in the foot. I guess he just has to deal with the consequences and suck it up.

Ok...ok.

I shall leave the thread because my puns are awful.

I worked retail at a Target for a couple of years, and we had someone go into our dressing room and pee on the floor ... at least, we're pretty sure that's what they did.

I'm guessing that the toe sucking was only half the equation and the allure of the forbidden and getting it against someone's wishes was the rest of the equation. There may even be shades of turn-on in the stinky foot thing because you don't know what you're getting at a retail place of any stripe with a random person.

But there is a serious market in fetish stuff. I was at work and I have to look up and verify things ... and I got a screenful of the fetish lit. sold for e-Reader when trying to verify an author name. Let's just say this particular author satisfied just about everything. It was decidedly NSFW and entirely accidental, but there must be a healthy market for it because she had four or five lines of e-Books for sale.

Ok, is it weird that I don't even find this surprising but rather hilarious given the Walmart set... and I'm sorry, but who the heck gets their toe sucked involuntarily? How does that even happen?

reply to post by OpinionatedB


He could simply join an online community where he could find willing partners in his area. But that would take planning. And I would suspect that, given his criminal past, his problem is impulse control more than any thing else. We all have our own predilections. So his really isn't that weird. Its that he is unable, or unwilling, to plan and make arrangements around his own that is the problem.