North Korean Chemtrail Program Causes US Polar Vortex

Y'all have a great day. I'm off to look for more interesting stories and I have to nuke my coffee. It got cold in a minute sitting on my night stand. Brrrrrr it's cold out there. Stay warm.

AutumnWitch657
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Well looky here where we all are now. You smell that? It's unadulterated skunk.

That was coz of me!!!
I called it 1st, I called it 1st

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There were alot of jets in the air headed there last week. Every time there are extra jets headed toward North Korea we have climate change. It happens the same time every year.

I guarantee there are more jets in the air at any one time over the states then North Korea even own.

ChefSlug
It's purely speculation.

The trigger was Kin Jong-un ' s birthday.

There were alot of jets in the air headed there last week. Every time there are extra jets headed toward North Korea we have climate change. It happens the same time every year.

Last year was a warm year, Kin Jong-un had a small birthday party. Evidence.

To explain how chem trails effect earthquakes: 1. Chemicals are sprayed into the air 2. Uncharacteristic rain patterns form 3. Uncharacteristic micro-climatic changes occur 4. Volcanoes are effected by these micro-climatic changes 5. Volcanoes cause earthquakes 6. Earthquakes cause uncharacteristic rain patterns

The aviation dept. of North Korea has to have something to do with this cold weather. I know you feel it.

Feck it, Im convinced!!!!

So now what do we do about this?

I say we send in Sly Stallone and Arnie with a few machine guns and Bazookas to take out the secret base where all his Chemtrail madness is commanded from.
Seems as plausible as your theory LOL

Just messin around, no offence intended

AutumnWitch657
reply to post by ChefSlug

 

Wait...is this like movie script? It is. Jackie Chan as Kim Jung Un. And Morgan Freeman in another great starring roll as a high ranking military officer.

Or Morgan could play Dennis Rodman

reply to post by ChefSlug

There were alot of jets in the air headed there last week. Every time there are extra jets headed toward North Korea we have climate change. It happens the same time every year.

Climate being the same at that time of year.


What are seasons, Larry?

Is Larry the Host of Jeopardy?

Larry is a good game show host name I will run with it.

Last year was a warm year, Kin Jong-un had a small birthday party. Evidence.

Lets fuel the missiles before its too late.

To explain how chem trails effect earthquakes: 1. Chemicals are sprayed into the air 2. Uncharacteristic rain patterns form 3. Uncharacteristic micro-climatic changes occur 4. Volcanoes are effected by these micro-climatic changes 5. Volcanoes cause earthquakes 6. Earthquakes cause uncharacteristic rain patterns

I still don't get it,

could you maybe elaborate further and in more finer detail how these points of yours connect?

ChefSlug
In the third world war, the

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I so want to change his name to Pugsley. But that might insult the Adams family. Snap snap.

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Have no fear. No one has a head big enough to wrap around these concepts.

InhaleExhale

AutumnWitch657
reply to post by ChefSlug

 

Wait...is this like movie script? It is. Jackie Chan as Kim Jung Un. And Morgan Freeman in another great starring roll as a high ranking military officer.

Or Morgan could play Dennis Rodman

Come on we have to have some reality here. LOL. I can accept him as God but not Dennis Rodman.

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I'm still laughing about the ruthless archenemy part. Doesn't that get countered with a super hero?

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What proof do you have of this? It seems like the OP is trying to scare the lesser minded. You need proof to back up your claims or it is just speculation.

ChefSlug




The aviation dept. of North Korea has to have something to do with this cold weather. I know you feel it.

The North Korean Air Force has a grand total of 11 medium or heavy transport category aircraft. How is this less than meager airlift capacity supposed to blanket the skies with chemicals?