Siri Iphone App Says Gates of Hades Will Open on July 27th 2014

a reply to: Jhsdlk

Thank you for the insights you have shared with us.

Here is a link to the introduction forum where new members are allowed to start a thread without the requisite 20 posts under their belt. I suggest starting a thread there and tell us of your hobbies, etc.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

After 20 posts I would suggest starting a thread in this forum:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

I am deeply interested in your revelations here today and look forward to your future thread on the subject.

Now I'm going to google Nigel Farage.

Thank you,

STM

Edit to add: You already have 4 posts, just 16 to go.

a reply to: seentoomuch

Here's the Wikipedia page on Farage. He seems too right-wing fringe to be seen as a bright savior and miracle worker.

en.wikipedia.org...

I'm not positive it's him but several people suspected him due to his promise of a re-birth in Britain and a radical change.His promise of a return to economic prosperity and exclusion from the European Union is a promise sweeping across many far right parties in Europe and seems too good to be true.

originally posted by: Jhsdlk
The Pope in seat now forced the last one out to prepare the church.

That's not true. The pope in seat now had nothing to do whatsoever with Pope Benedict resigning. Benedict is ill. He was falling down and nearly blind in one eye. He has aged and couldn't do the job. His resignation was the right thing to do and I applaud him for it. He wasn't 'forced out' and absolutely not by the pope in office now. Pope Francis was a compromise pope put in by the Italian Cardinals ... Francis is of Italian heritage AND he's also from an hispanic country so that was the compromise. He didn't have the power to put himself in office. He was put in by the Italianistas in the Vatican.

He was put in due to fear.

a reply to: FlyersFan

I heard an interview of someone who was either in the conclave or near to someone in it who said that there was no doubt who the Cardinals would pick, it was like everyone knew it. One of those ordained popes. So, who knows? And Benedict is still going strong, so he couldn't have been on his last legs (and certainly was no John Paul II, who was willing to have the world see his physical suffering while still retaining his beliefs and dignity).

Every Cardinal goes into that conclave with a motive.Pope Benedict is very much still in reasonably good health and would have been able to carry on the papcy comfortably into his death.I cannot fathom how people think a new Pope was elected so quickly and how quick at work he is to radically transform an ancient institution.

a reply to: scrog77


I needed something halfway important like HELL ITSELF squirting
through the Earth's tectonic cracks to get my mind off trivialities
like the country visibly falling apart and going nuts this week in
the news. That'll work, and this thread will help plenty thanks scrog!!

Wow I can't hook that date up with anything except, maybe...
like Bill Engvall and Jerry Van Dyke suddenly standing on the sofa at
the same time on the Tonight Show at that night of their mutual birthday....
and in unison
reciting the last 66 words of Jaques De Molay's (the last Grandmaster
of the Templars) curse toward the Pope and King Philip backwards --
holding hands facing each other in a poured out cup of Fallon's coffee.
Bad for the cushions, but worse if you drink that stuff. I mean look at him.

Jerry will afterward seem to reprise a line from his older brother's TV
sitcom with "NOBODY knows how I feel!!!".. except hell be right
MWAHAhahaaaaa
because 6.66 inch long curved horns will immediately grow out of his
head being possessed by the Prince of Darkness himself, whip it out
and relieve his bladder on a nearby power cord going to a 480 volt
Norelco big boy color camera. Hey I'm just the messenger. Back off.

This will cause an immediate short circuit and Jerry is long gone---but
Satan will be cool about this pandemonium in the studio, since the only
two people in the studio so far who haven't shat themselves are the
cameraman and BIll: whom after quietly stepping off the sofa while the
sparks and crap were still flying, walks up to the lens and #2 still hot
saying a little slower'n normal... "Here's yer sign. "

The short circuit began a cascade effect that all the previous scenarios
of the Eastern Seaboard electrical grid falling over only were a preview.
A lopsided recurrent load wave probably three times overkill humps quickly
through the continental United States in less than a minute and a half,
popping the corks on every outdated, dangerously undercooled reactor
between Long Island and the Mississippi backwaters.

The breeders immediately blow less than two and a half minutes behind,
more this time like a case of warm Korbel-- the good dry stuff eh.
The tectonic plates all take the cue from this incalculably huge magma
ooze betwixt them, and start rotating in differing directions of contact
of course relieving themselves kinetically as had Jerry Van Bladder-Emptyage.

The hot greasy spue is saturated with copious varieties of ungodly creatures
hoppin' around partying in the relative chill out, and take turns calling
political action committees for donations. After 27 months (9x3, heavy
business) of intense campaigning on the "WTF It CAN'T Get Any Worse"
ticket--- the whole District of Criminals is totally repopulated by the
professionals who REALLY know how to make your life HELL.

After a voice vote Jerry VanBeellzeBabyBrotherBubba gets acclaimed President.
By the end of summer '16 he naturally grew cloven hooves and hair on it: so the
ladies didn't get freaked out from the campaign ads... and the men go into shock
from beholding one Born in the USA

You ATSers are way too sophisticated for me, I'm not kidding.

I am not Dennis Miller, nor am I on of his writers, a Templar or anything else
secret: but I still approve of this date. It's how we roll on lazy Sundays...
and I am also unfortunately, usually wrong. The date is in every likelihood
a placeholder for a non-event--- but you have to admit mine is interesting.

a reply to: Jhsdlk
Oil:

He was put in due to fear.

Water:

The Pope in seat now forced the last one out to prepare the church.

People tend to trip themselves backpedaling.

Do you not mean
Mount Olympus the water & theme park gates will open.......

lmao
Hades

Sorry my english isn't brilliant but the cardinals believed a threat would face the church and feared what would come so they elected a stronger leader for the church and forced the last one out in order to purify the institution.

Please ask me more if I confuse you.

I've asked Siri for each of the dates given in this thread, in several variations ie "what is...", "what will happen on...", and so far I've received nothing.

originally posted by: Jhsdlk
Please ask me more if I confuse you.

OK. Who forced Benedict out? Francis or the Cardinals?

June 30th, 2014:

Hamas: Attack on Gaza will 'open gates of hell' on Israel

Coincident? Guess we will find out in another 19 days...

-MM

Ok so i didn't see a reply post saying anything about this, but i thought id throw it out there just in case.
someone mentioned a Nostradamus prediction. something that had to do with the Sun, Moon and Venus lining up and the constellation cancer being involved. when you pull up google sky map or any sky map thing you should see it. they are getting pretty close together. just sayin.
here is a video link that pretty much explains the whole thing if you interested.
www.youtube.com...

It says that every year. Hasn't this already been explained? Their called Easter eggs....

Aye, I can hear the gates a'creakin' now, and soon those things from 'Little Nicky' will be running all over the streets and not picking up after themselves.

I remember seeing this thread a while back, what time zone is this supposed to start in because it's already the 27 in some time zones, and no gates of hell opening up yet. Is there a set time for this to happen, are we talking midnight, high noon, beer thirty?

originally posted by: Bisman
reply to post by scrog77

 

yeah its the same thing us droid users have been doing on our phones 2 years before siri existed. we just dont have a name for the voice on ours and we dont pretend its a real person. because you know, we are adults and this is a phone.

You mean it's not?