38 Test Answers That Are 100% Wrong But Totally Genius

Wipes a tear

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38 Test Answers That Are 100% Wrong But Totally Genius

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"You should not hit dogs."

Brilliant.

If there was ever any evidence to back up the claim that all children are born genius then answers like these is surely it. Talk about thinking outside the box.

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Not only tears but a little nose spray when I read, take out the centi.

This reminds me of why I hate teachers and the public school system…



"Because the number in the one's place is even"

Huh?

(Because even is even?)

A correct answer that shows the author knows the difference between even and odd would be "2,4,6,8,-0 in the ones place denotes it is even."

… besides that though, here is my gripe!!!"

First off, you have questions-

4.
5.
6.
7.

…which are unrelated. Therefore if question 7 is a continuation of question 6, it needs to be marked as 6(b). Otherwise, how is the student to know what the question is referring to? Either it's referring to 1-6 or simply 6, in which case 6(b) would clarify that.

Some of those answers are absolutely priceless.Some of them would have me at the school wanting to have a chat with the teacher.

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That's one of the one's that would have me at the school for a nice chat with the teacher.

Hahaha awesome stuff!!

Have a girlfriend, kiss her, rule the world. Seems simple enough

It's stunning how dumb children are these days. Where are the parents? Watching that ignorant "Duck Dynasty" instead of helping teachers educate their kids.

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Do you remember the Henry Wienhart commercials?

I'm using the "tone."

'BRILLIANT!"

That's awesome, thank you for the share. S&F

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I ate my crayons.

Because of global warming, the walrus resides in my math. LMAO!!!!!

Would rather read kids spelling than ''U wot m8?''

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I think that teacher missed the ball.

That kid IS smart.

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That is odd..... in 12.... the number in the one's place is a one. That's very odd.

OMG! Slayer69, this is so awesome - made my day (eye of Sauron!) LOL
xox!

#19, hahahaha! I'd have loved to seen that teacher's expression when they were handed in the assignment written in Chinese.

Also, #29 cracked me up, lol

rickymouse
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That is odd..... in 12.... the number in the one's place is a one. That's very odd.

And the ones place is two. The one's a very crafty one isn't he?

I didn't even catch the possessive at first. If that were my kids teacher I'd bring the page in my hand, slap it down on the desk and call her an idiot.

First and foremost, the apostrophe should NEVER EVER EVER be used to show a plural (that is, any naming word [a noun] with –s on the end). For example, noodles, chocolates, flowers. This is also true of numbers and dates – tens, hundreds, thousands (10s, 100s, 1000s; 60s, 1840s, etc.).

The –s is added to show that there is more than one of that particular thing, end of. No apostrophe needed, thanks.

The ONLY time you add an apostrophe to a plural noun is if you’re showing possession. [...] 4)

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number 20 is a damn trick question, and the damn triangle isnt even a right angle, what a crap test



x's line is smaller then the bottom line, therefore is less than 3, but the solution is 4, wtf

ntfpdx
number 20 is a damn trick question, and the damn triangle isnt even a right angle, what a crap test



x's line is smaller then the bottom line, therefore is less than 3, but the solution is 4, wtf

edit on 17-12-2013 by ntfpdx because: (no reason given)

Good eye.

Educational face palm.

boncho
This reminds me of why I hate teachers and the public school system…

"Because the number in the one's place is even"

Huh?

(Because even is even?)

A correct answer that shows the author knows the difference between even and odd would be "2,4,6,8,-0 in the ones place denotes it is even."

… besides that though, here is my gripe!!!"

First off, you have questions-

4.
5.
6.
7.

…which are unrelated. Therefore if question 7 is a continuation of question 6, it needs to be marked as 6(b). Otherwise, how is the student to know what the question is referring to? Either it's referring to 1-6 or simply 6, in which case 6(b) would clarify that.

edit on 16-12-2013 by boncho because: (no reason given)

edit on 16-12-2013 by boncho because: (no reason given)

According to this philosophy, Slayer69 is definitely odd.