posted on Nov, 15 2013 @ 09:52 AM
I am not on here much at the moment so with 10 minutes to spare before i shut up shop for the weekend I thought I would share this one with you
As a funeral director, i take every chance i get to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased...
Because if there ever was a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious!
And whilst i am at it :
After watching a few zombie films I've come to the conclusion that I would be a cameraman in the event of a zombie-apocalypse.
They never seem to attack them.
And last but not least :
I've always wondered what it would be like to star in my own zombie movie, so I went down to my local old peoples home, stole all the wheel chairs and
walking aids, then set the fire alarm off and waited outside with a shovel and a cricket bat.
Lets hear your conspiracy, zombie, alien or whatever related jokes...
edit on 15-11-2013 by Rodinus because: Jokes added