Just another alien story

Out of all the alien contacts I have had and all their homeworlds I have seen with all their solutions there is only one alien who stands out.

She is a woman of the last civilization. All of her people are in eternal sleep and no one has succeeded in reviving them. She says there is one universe and we are all dreamers and one man had this dream about heaven and how they became spacefaring and then began planning first contacts. They learned all about how it is done, established contact with the afterlife which is where the leading male of their civilization made the error of not meeting the first and following him. This was because the first of their homeworld were considered primitives by the present people and never completed the education for the primitives. While the then present people were flying around in their spaceships making more first contacts and running all their scenarios leading up to interdimensional time travel including our planet Earth.

And they, people from another planet became the dominant first contact civilization, the leading homeworld, the experts and specialists with all the power. And they had all kinds of adventures and had a heaven for countless of units of time...

They were the finest of soldiers, policemen, judges, lawyers, down to the flowershop and garbage collector, they were all perfect and the entire system was perfect, everybody could just ask for a new homeworld with fantasy people and live out their dreams forever...

Meanwhile on Earth a group of elite knew of their plans and because there was no spaceshuttle back then our ancestors came up with a plan to protect our dream from the alien nightmare and fool them in these times by pretending our Earth is spacefaring while in reality we cannot go beyond the moon and only have a spacehouse at best from the perspective of life outside of our planet.

How they won is by a spell cast a grand sorcerer which made everyone in all of existence homosexual, then bisexual and then heterosexual, in the house of Earths' greatest warriors where in a tournament, the gay male beat everyone and later infiltrated the main aliens homeworld where he made their leader gay and told everyone the alien male tried to make Earth gay from the beginning of the first life until present day...

He has returned this day, or passed half of his reassembling of his psyche. Whether he can cure Earth and all the ancestors of the gay plague is yet to be decided for each individual and each of us have to make the choice to follow the egg and sperm game or the sperm and sperm game. Goodbye, out, take care everyone out there.

reply to post by Dragonfly79

How they won is by a spell cast a grand sorcerer which made everyone in all of existence homosexual, then bisexual and then heterosexual, in the house of Earths' greatest warriors where in a tournament, the gay male beat everyone and later infiltrated the main aliens homeworld where he made their leader gay and told everyone the alien male tried to make Earth gay from the beginning of the first life until present day...

I don't really know what to say about this thread other than ...


That's the weirdest thing I've read here for quite a while , this forum is home to some weird stuff but that is way out there

reply to post by gortex

Suddenly all the claims of probings make sense. Not only should we be wearing tinfoil hats we need metal underwear too.

Does this mean there were gay garbage collectors in space? Are there lesbian ufonauts? What would they do to me? Would it be nice?

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Shouldn't this be in the short stories thread?